Insanity Clinic Memes!

[Edema Rue she/her]

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In the hotel/nonprofit or the clinic?

xD the clinic if @Thaidakar the Ghostblood pops in  

Edited April 2, 2024 by Edema Rue

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Why are these all accurate?!

(Pic would fit as many tater tots as he could into his mouth, and then promplty choke because he was trying to sing while doing so. Don't know if that is baby, feral child, or overrated, but it sure ain't parent energy)

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PANTS ARE OPTIONAL

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PANTS ARE OPTIONAL

ONLY IN YOUR HOME PLEASE WEAR PANTS IN PUBLIC RAVEN

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ONLY IN YOUR HOME PLEASE WEAR PANTS IN PUBLIC RAVEN

I HAVE STANDARDS IM NOT JAR MAN.

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Luna, watching power lines fall down: Jar Man, Aventine! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

Jar Man: The time to act is now. 
Jar Man: Wink, wink. 
Aeoryi: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. 
Jar Man: Oh, sorry. 
Jar Man: Wink.

Pic: Comparing TAAron and Wit is like comparing apples and oranges. 
TAAron: We’re both unique in our own ways? 
Pic: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 
Wit: Which one of us is the orange?

Wit: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Aventine: You can’t have a gun on stage! 
Rue: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

Aventine: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… 
Rue: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. 
Aventine: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… 
TAAron: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Aeoryi: Hey, TAAron, how are you doing? 
TAAron: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. 
Aeoryi: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! 
TAAron: Yup! 
Aeoryi: I lost my phone and my cat died. 
TAAron: Hey, not bad compared to last week. 
Aeoryi: I know right! 
Jar Man: Are they okay? 
Aventine: I don’t think they are.

Nameless: Time for plan G. 
TAAron: Don’t you mean plan B? 
Nameless: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. 
Jar Man: What about plan D? 
Nameless: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. 
Rue: What about plan E? 
Nameless: I’m hoping not to use it. Aventine dies in plan E. 
Aventine: I don't like plan E.

Rue: You can't wake up if you never go to sleep.

Luna: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? 
TAAron: Why start now?

Nameless: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not free pizza, nothing! 
Honor: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza? 
Nameless: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. 
Rue: I like you.

Aeoryi: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. 
Aeoryi: One... two... three. 
Rue: ... 
Aeoryi: ... 
Aeoryi: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Luna: Hey, Wit! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION? 
Wit: What the hell is that supposed to mean? 
Luna: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. 
Wit: 
Wit: That’s one way to say it, I guess…

Wit: Rue has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Nameless: That's not funny. 
Aventine: I thought it was funny. 
Nameless: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Aeoryi: What's the worst thing you guys have done? 
Rue: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade. 
Jar Man: I kicked Aventine in the shin- 
Aventine: -So I kicked Jar Man between the legs. 
Nameless: I burned a town down. 
Aeoryi: What?! 
Aventine: What the hell is wrong with you?!? 
Nameless: A lot of things. 
Jar Man: No s---.

Luna: Hey, Rue? 
Rue: Yeah? 
Luna: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? 
Rue: 
Rue: Where’s Pic?

Aventine, pointing to Jar Man’s empty room: YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!? 
Rue: I WAS ON BREAK.

Aventine: I hope you have an explanation for this. 
TAAron: We have three, actually! 
Jar Man: Pick your favorite.

*at a zoo* 
Jar Man: What are they in for? 
Luna: Jar Man, this isn't prison. 
Jar Man: So they can leave? 
Luna: No, but- 
Jar Man, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Wit: Tell me a little about yourself. 
Jar Man: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Rue: If there are no questions, we’ll move on to the next chapter. 
Jar Man: I have a question. 
Rue: Certainly, Jar Man. What is it? 
Jar Man: What’s the point of human existence? 
Rue: I meant any questions about the subject at hand. 
Jar Man: Oh. 
Jar Man: Frankly, I’d like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.

TAAron: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Nameless, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? 
TAAron: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. 
Nameless: 
Nameless: Water you doing?

Rue: Seriously, Aventine, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? 
Aventine: That’s not important 
Rue: I DISAGREE.

TAAron: Hey Rue, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. 
Rue, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? 
TAAron: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Rue!

Honor: Hi, who's this? Wit changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. 
Rue: What's mine? 
Honor: Dwarf. 
Rue: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! 
Honor: Oh, hey Rue. 
Rue: FRICK!

Wit: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. 
TAAron: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. 
Aeoryi: Wasps? 
Aventine: Terriers? 
Wit: Aventine.

Rue: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

Jar Man: So, I heard you like bad boys… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

Honor: Okay, what does A stand for? 
Rue: Arson. 
Honor: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? 
Rue: Barson. 
Aventine: *laughter* 
Honor: What stands for C? 
Rue: Commit arson. 
Aventine: Oooo. Honor: D! 
Rue: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. 
Aventine: *more laughter*

Aventine: I have a problem. 
Nameless: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

Aventine: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first. 
Rue: *sobbing* 
Aventine: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

Nameless, Rue & TAAron: *screaming* 
Aventine: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Rue?! 
Nameless: Wait, why are you asking Rue that when TAAron and I are also here? 
Aventine: Because Rue wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Aventine: I haven't seen Luna and Pic for fifteen minutes now. 
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Luna and Pic running after it in a panic. Aventine doesn't look outside at all.* 
Aventine: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

Honor: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! 
Honor: WIT IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! 
Honor: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

Luna: I’m quick at math. 
Pic: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? 
Luna: 24. 
Pic: That wasn’t even close. 
Luna: But it was quick.

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing* 
TAAron: Would never stab anyone. 
Nameless: Would stab someone in retaliation. 
Aventine: Yells "I won't hesitate, jerk!" first. 
Jar Man: Would stab without warning. 
Rue: Would stab as a warning.

Aventine: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Wit: You look mentally ill. 
Luna: I am. Let’s go.

TAAron: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once? 
Argent: How does it WALK?? 
TAAron: 
TAAron: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

TAAron: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Jar Man: I’m never donating blood ever again. 
Jar Man: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! 
Jar Man: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

Argent: Pic just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Rue: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. 
Honor: Where am I on the list? 
Rue: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

Argent: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Rue does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? 
Luna: If Rue were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rue jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. 
Wit: You jump off a cliff! 
Luna: Gladly, provided Rue did first.

Rue: Everyone synchronise your watches. 
Aeoryi: I don't know how to do that. 
Luna: I don't wear a watch. 
Aventine: Time is a construct.

Wit: Please! Pretend I'm useful!

*Pic teaching TAAron to drive and taking Wit along for the ride* 
Pic: That's a pothole. To the left! 
TAAron: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* 
Wit, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. 
TAAron: I don't think that's how the song goes. 
Pic, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. 
TAAron: Country Roads. 
Wit: To the place. 
TAAron and Wit in unison: I Belong! 
Pic, crying harder: What the heck?

Luna: The wee-woo thingy? 
Wit: THE FIRE ALARM!?

Aventine: How did you break your leg? 
Aeoryi: Do you see those porch stairs? 
Aventine: Yes. 
Aeoryi: I didn't.

Rue: TAAron is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Pic: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years* 
TAAron: So what have you been up to recently? 
Rue: Leading a revolution with Nameless. 
TAAron: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob. 
Rue: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome! 
TAAron: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Aventine? 
Rue: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Aeoryi? 
TAAron: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Jar Man? 
Rue: Cult leader. 
TAAron: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Aventine, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. 
Aventine: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

Jar Man: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— 
Pic, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! 
Jar Man: I'M NOT DONE! 
Jar Man: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

Rue: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. 
Luna: I think you mean cards. 
TAAron: They did not. 
Rue, pulling out knives: I did not.

Jar Man: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods* 
Jar Man, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

*TAAron and Rue are texting* 
TAAron: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE. 
Rue: I got spring water. 
TAAron: NO! 
Rue: With EXTRA minerals! 
Rue: It’s like licking a stalagmite! 
TAAron: DON’T COME HOME! 
Rue: Mmmmmm, cave water.

Aventine: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Rue: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement? 
TAAron: With tears? 
Rue: No. 
TAAron: *tears up*

Rue: We’re kind of missing something guys. 
Jar Man: Cohesion? 
Nameless: Teamwork? 
Argent: A general sense of what we’re doing? 
Aventine: And TAAron is not here. 
Jar Man: Oh, and that, yeah.

Luna: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. 
Luna: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. 
Luna: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? 
Nameless: This is Monopoly.

TAAron: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. 
TAAron: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

Wit: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth. 
Aventine: Why? 
Wit, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

TAAron: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. 
Pic: But are you shuffling? 
TAAron: Everyday. 
Rue: What language are you two speaking??

TAAron: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. 
Rue: Only if you also don't ask why. 
Rue: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* 
TAAron: ... 
TAAron, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Rue: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. 
Wit: You mean you stabbed them? 
Rue: They ran into my knife.

TAAron: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?? 
Jar Man: What the heck do you do? 
TAAron: I die? What kinda question...

Argent: My stomach growled super loud in French. 
Argent: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. 
Jar Man: Bonjour. 
Aventine: Le growl. 
TAAron: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Nameless: Christmas lights? 
Wit: Check. 
Jar Man: Thermos of hot cocoa? 
Wit: Check. 
Aeoryi: Santa suits? 
Wit: Check. 
Aventine: Shovel? 
Wit: Check. 
Rue: Alibi and bail money? 
Wit: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Pic: She was poetry, but he couldn't read. 
Argent: His name was Jared he's 19. 
Jar Man: When his parents built a very strange machine. 
TAAron, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. 
Aeoryi, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! 
Honor: Horrible job everyone.

Wit: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. 
TAAron: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. 
Aventine: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. 
TAAron: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Rue: What did you two do? 
Jar Man: 
Aventine: 
Rue: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Aventine: So... what’s goin’ on? 
Honor: You want the long version or the short version? 
Aventine, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? 
Honor: Stuff’s screwed. 
Aventine: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

*The Squad is playing Minecraft together* 
Luna: Ooh, a village! You know what that means! 
Aeoryi: Hostile takeover? 
Jar Man: Genocide? 
Honor: Steal everything! 
Luna: No, I meant- 
Pic: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough! 
Wit: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?! 
Luna: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors… 
Pic: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea. 
Wit: Agreed.

Nameless: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? 
Aventine: How did you know I was up until 3am? 
TAAron: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Rue, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? 
Luna: Other side, Rue...

Rue: Okay, two person huddle. 
Aventine: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

Luna: Can I have your number? 
Rue, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

Wit: Pic... 
Pic: Oh no, 'Pic' in B flat. 
Pic: You're disappointed.

Luna, at Rue’s funeral: I need a moment with them. 
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* 
Luna, leaning over Rue’s coffin: Okay, listen here. I know you’re not dead. 
Rue, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no kidding.

TAAron: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. 
Pic: Blocked. 
TAAron: Sometimes, they’re good girls! 
Pic: UNBLOCKED!

Jar Man: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! 
Jar Man: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

TAAron: Money... Is like president trading cards.

Luna: What language do they speak at the center of the earth? 
Luna: Core-ean 
Argent: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language! 
Aventine: Core-ean.

TAAron: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? 
Rue: They need to learn how to protect us.

Jar Man: What does “take out” mean? 
Wit: Food. 
Honor: Dating. 
Aeoryi: Murder. 
Aventine: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

Argent: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. 
Honor, Nameless, & Rue: Okay. 
Argent: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. 
Honor: Bold of you to assume I have money. 
Nameless: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. 
Rue: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Aventine: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Luna: Welcome to freaking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? 
Rue: Bees? 
Luna: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! 
Rue: Wait- 
*Aventine approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Aventine: If I may interject... 
Nameless: Oh, awesome, Aventine was eavesdropping.

Pic: Would you take a bullet for me? 
Aventine: ...yes? 
*Rue angrily burst into the room* 
Pic: *running away* Great, thanks!

Wit: Jar Man, you can do anything! 
Jar Man: Anything? 
Wit: Anything! 
Jar Man, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?! 
Wit: Wait, not that!

TAAron: Things will get better! 
The Squad: 
TAAron: Okay, maybe they won’t. 
TAAron: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

Aventine: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. 
TAAron: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Brought back the incorrect quotes from a while back. They are still good.

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Luna, watching power lines fall down: Jar Man, Aventine! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

Jar Man: The time to act is now. 
Jar Man: Wink, wink. 
Aeoryi: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. 
Jar Man: Oh, sorry. 
Jar Man: Wink.

Pic: Comparing TAAron and Wit is like comparing apples and oranges. 
TAAron: We’re both unique in our own ways? 
Pic: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 
Wit: Which one of us is the orange?

Wit: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Aventine: You can’t have a gun on stage! 
Rue: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

Aventine: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… 
Rue: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. 
Aventine: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… 
TAAron: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Aeoryi: Hey, TAAron, how are you doing? 
TAAron: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. 
Aeoryi: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! 
TAAron: Yup! 
Aeoryi: I lost my phone and my cat died. 
TAAron: Hey, not bad compared to last week. 
Aeoryi: I know right! 
Jar Man: Are they okay? 
Aventine: I don’t think they are.

Nameless: Time for plan G. 
TAAron: Don’t you mean plan B? 
Nameless: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. 
Jar Man: What about plan D? 
Nameless: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. 
Rue: What about plan E? 
Nameless: I’m hoping not to use it. Aventine dies in plan E. 
Aventine: I don't like plan E.

Rue: You can't wake up if you never go to sleep.

Luna: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? 
TAAron: Why start now?

Nameless: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not free pizza, nothing! 
Honor: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza? 
Nameless: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. 
Rue: I like you.

Aeoryi: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. 
Aeoryi: One... two... three. 
Rue: ... 
Aeoryi: ... 
Aeoryi: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Luna: Hey, Wit! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION? 
Wit: What the hell is that supposed to mean? 
Luna: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. 
Wit: 
Wit: That’s one way to say it, I guess…

Wit: Rue has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Nameless: That's not funny. 
Aventine: I thought it was funny. 
Nameless: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Aeoryi: What's the worst thing you guys have done? 
Rue: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade. 
Jar Man: I kicked Aventine in the shin- 
Aventine: -So I kicked Jar Man between the legs. 
Nameless: I burned a town down. 
Aeoryi: What?! 
Aventine: What the hell is wrong with you?!? 
Nameless: A lot of things. 
Jar Man: No s---.

Luna: Hey, Rue? 
Rue: Yeah? 
Luna: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? 
Rue: 
Rue: Where’s Pic?

Aventine, pointing to Jar Man’s empty room: YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!? 
Rue: I WAS ON BREAK.

Aventine: I hope you have an explanation for this. 
TAAron: We have three, actually! 
Jar Man: Pick your favorite.

*at a zoo* 
Jar Man: What are they in for? 
Luna: Jar Man, this isn't prison. 
Jar Man: So they can leave? 
Luna: No, but- 
Jar Man, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Wit: Tell me a little about yourself. 
Jar Man: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Rue: If there are no questions, we’ll move on to the next chapter. 
Jar Man: I have a question. 
Rue: Certainly, Jar Man. What is it? 
Jar Man: What’s the point of human existence? 
Rue: I meant any questions about the subject at hand. 
Jar Man: Oh. 
Jar Man: Frankly, I’d like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.

TAAron: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Nameless, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? 
TAAron: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. 
Nameless: 
Nameless: Water you doing?

Rue: Seriously, Aventine, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? 
Aventine: That’s not important 
Rue: I DISAGREE.

TAAron: Hey Rue, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. 
Rue, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? 
TAAron: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Rue!

Honor: Hi, who's this? Wit changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. 
Rue: What's mine? 
Honor: Dwarf. 
Rue: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! 
Honor: Oh, hey Rue. 
Rue: FRICK!

Wit: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. 
TAAron: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. 
Aeoryi: Wasps? 
Aventine: Terriers? 
Wit: Aventine.

Rue: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

Jar Man: So, I heard you like bad boys… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

Honor: Okay, what does A stand for? 
Rue: Arson. 
Honor: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? 
Rue: Barson. 
Aventine: *laughter* 
Honor: What stands for C? 
Rue: Commit arson. 
Aventine: Oooo. Honor: D! 
Rue: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. 
Aventine: *more laughter*

Aventine: I have a problem. 
Nameless: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

Aventine: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first. 
Rue: *sobbing* 
Aventine: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

Nameless, Rue & TAAron: *screaming* 
Aventine: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Rue?! 
Nameless: Wait, why are you asking Rue that when TAAron and I are also here? 
Aventine: Because Rue wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Aventine: I haven't seen Luna and Pic for fifteen minutes now. 
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Luna and Pic running after it in a panic. Aventine doesn't look outside at all.* 
Aventine: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

Honor: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! 
Honor: WIT IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! 
Honor: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

Luna: I’m quick at math. 
Pic: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? 
Luna: 24. 
Pic: That wasn’t even close. 
Luna: But it was quick.

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing* 
TAAron: Would never stab anyone. 
Nameless: Would stab someone in retaliation. 
Aventine: Yells "I won't hesitate, jerk!" first. 
Jar Man: Would stab without warning. 
Rue: Would stab as a warning.

Aventine: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Wit: You look mentally ill. 
Luna: I am. Let’s go.

TAAron: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once? 
Argent: How does it WALK?? 
TAAron: 
TAAron: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

TAAron: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Jar Man: I’m never donating blood ever again. 
Jar Man: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! 
Jar Man: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

Argent: Pic just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Rue: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. 
Honor: Where am I on the list? 
Rue: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

Argent: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Rue does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? 
Luna: If Rue were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rue jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. 
Wit: You jump off a cliff! 
Luna: Gladly, provided Rue did first.

Rue: Everyone synchronise your watches. 
Aeoryi: I don't know how to do that. 
Luna: I don't wear a watch. 
Aventine: Time is a construct.

Wit: Please! Pretend I'm useful!

*Pic teaching TAAron to drive and taking Wit along for the ride* 
Pic: That's a pothole. To the left! 
TAAron: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* 
Wit, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. 
TAAron: I don't think that's how the song goes. 
Pic, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. 
TAAron: Country Roads. 
Wit: To the place. 
TAAron and Wit in unison: I Belong! 
Pic, crying harder: What the heck?

Luna: The wee-woo thingy? 
Wit: THE FIRE ALARM!?

Aventine: How did you break your leg? 
Aeoryi: Do you see those porch stairs? 
Aventine: Yes. 
Aeoryi: I didn't.

Rue: TAAron is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Pic: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years* 
TAAron: So what have you been up to recently? 
Rue: Leading a revolution with Nameless. 
TAAron: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob. 
Rue: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome! 
TAAron: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Aventine? 
Rue: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Aeoryi? 
TAAron: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Jar Man? 
Rue: Cult leader. 
TAAron: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Aventine, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. 
Aventine: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

Jar Man: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— 
Pic, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! 
Jar Man: I'M NOT DONE! 
Jar Man: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

Rue: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. 
Luna: I think you mean cards. 
TAAron: They did not. 
Rue, pulling out knives: I did not.

Jar Man: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods* 
Jar Man, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

*TAAron and Rue are texting* 
TAAron: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE. 
Rue: I got spring water. 
TAAron: NO! 
Rue: With EXTRA minerals! 
Rue: It’s like licking a stalagmite! 
TAAron: DON’T COME HOME! 
Rue: Mmmmmm, cave water.

Aventine: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Rue: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement? 
TAAron: With tears? 
Rue: No. 
TAAron: *tears up*

Rue: We’re kind of missing something guys. 
Jar Man: Cohesion? 
Nameless: Teamwork? 
Argent: A general sense of what we’re doing? 
Aventine: And TAAron is not here. 
Jar Man: Oh, and that, yeah.

Luna: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. 
Luna: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. 
Luna: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? 
Nameless: This is Monopoly.

TAAron: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. 
TAAron: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

Wit: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth. 
Aventine: Why? 
Wit, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

TAAron: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. 
Pic: But are you shuffling? 
TAAron: Everyday. 
Rue: What language are you two speaking??

TAAron: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. 
Rue: Only if you also don't ask why. 
Rue: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* 
TAAron: ... 
TAAron, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Rue: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. 
Wit: You mean you stabbed them? 
Rue: They ran into my knife.

TAAron: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?? 
Jar Man: What the heck do you do? 
TAAron: I die? What kinda question...

Argent: My stomach growled super loud in French. 
Argent: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. 
Jar Man: Bonjour. 
Aventine: Le growl. 
TAAron: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Nameless: Christmas lights? 
Wit: Check. 
Jar Man: Thermos of hot cocoa? 
Wit: Check. 
Aeoryi: Santa suits? 
Wit: Check. 
Aventine: Shovel? 
Wit: Check. 
Rue: Alibi and bail money? 
Wit: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Pic: She was poetry, but he couldn't read. 
Argent: His name was Jared he's 19. 
Jar Man: When his parents built a very strange machine. 
TAAron, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. 
Aeoryi, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! 
Honor: Horrible job everyone.

Wit: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. 
TAAron: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. 
Aventine: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. 
TAAron: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Rue: What did you two do? 
Jar Man: 
Aventine: 
Rue: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Aventine: So... what’s goin’ on? 
Honor: You want the long version or the short version? 
Aventine, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? 
Honor: Stuff’s screwed. 
Aventine: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

*The Squad is playing Minecraft together* 
Luna: Ooh, a village! You know what that means! 
Aeoryi: Hostile takeover? 
Jar Man: Genocide? 
Honor: Steal everything! 
Luna: No, I meant- 
Pic: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough! 
Wit: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?! 
Luna: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors… 
Pic: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea. 
Wit: Agreed.

Nameless: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? 
Aventine: How did you know I was up until 3am? 
TAAron: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Rue, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? 
Luna: Other side, Rue...

Rue: Okay, two person huddle. 
Aventine: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

Luna: Can I have your number? 
Rue, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

Wit: Pic... 
Pic: Oh no, 'Pic' in B flat. 
Pic: You're disappointed.

Luna, at Rue’s funeral: I need a moment with them. 
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* 
Luna, leaning over Rue’s coffin: Okay, listen here. I know you’re not dead. 
Rue, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no kidding.

TAAron: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. 
Pic: Blocked. 
TAAron: Sometimes, they’re good girls! 
Pic: UNBLOCKED!

Jar Man: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! 
Jar Man: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

TAAron: Money... Is like president trading cards.

Luna: What language do they speak at the center of the earth? 
Luna: Core-ean 
Argent: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language! 
Aventine: Core-ean.

TAAron: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? 
Rue: They need to learn how to protect us.

Jar Man: What does “take out” mean? 
Wit: Food. 
Honor: Dating. 
Aeoryi: Murder. 
Aventine: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

Argent: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. 
Honor, Nameless, & Rue: Okay. 
Argent: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. 
Honor: Bold of you to assume I have money. 
Nameless: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. 
Rue: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Aventine: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Luna: Welcome to freaking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? 
Rue: Bees? 
Luna: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! 
Rue: Wait- 
*Aventine approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Aventine: If I may interject... 
Nameless: Oh, awesome, Aventine was eavesdropping.

Pic: Would you take a bullet for me? 
Aventine: ...yes? 
*Rue angrily burst into the room* 
Pic: *running away* Great, thanks!

Wit: Jar Man, you can do anything! 
Jar Man: Anything? 
Wit: Anything! 
Jar Man, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?! 
Wit: Wait, not that!

TAAron: Things will get better! 
The Squad: 
TAAron: Okay, maybe they won’t. 
TAAron: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

Aventine: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. 
TAAron: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Brought back the incorrect quotes from a while back. They are still good.

these are so good lol.

[Through the Living Hope]

@Edema Rue

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

Wit: Rue has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Ey! Congrats!!

3 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

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No those are so true though-

I love how Tal and Rue keep being in the same categories even though they're so different.

2 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

Honor: Hi, who's this? Wit changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. 
Rue: What's mine? 
Honor: Dwarf. 
Rue: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! 
Honor: Oh, hey Rue. 
Rue: FRICK!

...........

That one's a little too good....

xD

2 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

@Edema Rue

WAIT ARE THESE ALL MY-

OH YEAH

I FORGOT ABOUT GLORPUS

xDDD

my poor characters suffer so badly when I need sleep...

[Through the Living Hope]

Daniel Thrasher Micro Songs and Clinic People Who Would Sing Them

Rue: If. You. Can. Name every Pokemon. Then. I. Get to call. You. A nerd.

Elan: Dinosauuurs. I liiike dinosauuurs. But conflictinglyyyyyyyy, I like meeeteOOOOOORS!

Lundyn: What's the deal with kale? It's lettuce with a spine. Should we be eating that? I don't wanna eat that!

Thaidakar: If you don't speak English, get out of here! Yeah, I'm talking to you, tiny baby on my flight.

Aventine: B84, that's a bingo! Or a prerequisite to be the president-

Insa: There are too! Many melons in my fruit bowl! I want better fruit, I DEMAND better fruit! There are TOO! MANY MELONS-

Jar Man: Which one is more important? A coffee with caffeine in the morning, or a coffin that is clean for the mourning? You can only pick one!

TAAron: Why do they call it basketball when.. really it's more like a- funnel ball in the sheer- nature of the - of the- basket-

Tal: The stress of being picked for jury duty was enough to send me off on a murdering spree. Now I'm at the trial I was supposed to see but a defendant now pleading not guilty.

Bookwyrm: I read an article once about bees that lived at an Arby's. Do you reckon those bees paid nightly fees at the Arby's? Are Arby's bees' airbnbs? Or are Arby's bees' living there rent free? BRB Barbie, Arby's are bees' R&B bars and B&Bs... at the Arby's.

Aventine: Gif. G(j)if. It's all the same cause either way my daddy doesn't love me anymore!

Pic: *sneezes* Bless youuu~

Addison: *beautiful 15 second piano solo* How do reindeer fly?

Nameless: I didn't fart, I swear. That's just how my chair sounds when I fart.

Jar Man: Little horse, run free from the pains of society. Run free across the nation to your horse organization.

Ash: Once upon a time there was a dog on a log and the little dog said nothing at all because dogs don't talk.

Rue: If you really think about it, the IRS's number one target is the tooth fairy. She pays in cash and when she gets audited she can vanish away. I guess what I'm trying to say is the tooth fairy's a FELON!

Jar Man: Little horse communist! Run away, Little horse communist! Enjoy your free horse healthcare! Enjoy your free horse things! Enjoy your free horse college! Enjoy your free horse knowledge! Where did you go? I miss you so-

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Daniel Thrasher Micro Songs and Clinic People Who Would Sing Them

Rue: If. You. Can. Name every Pokemon. Then. I. Get to call. You. A nerd.

Elan: Dinosauuurs. I liiike dinosauuurs. But conflictinglyyyyyyyy, I like meeeteOOOOOORS!

Lundyn: What's the deal with kale? It's lettuce with a spine. Should we be eating that? I don't wanna eat that!

Thaidakar: If you don't speak English, get out of here! Yeah, I'm talking to you, tiny baby on my flight.

Aventine: B84, that's a bingo! Or a prerequisite to be the president-

Insa: There are too! Many melons in my fruit bowl! I want better fruit, I DEMAND better fruit! There are TOO! MANY MELONS-

Jar Man: Which one is more important? A coffee with caffeine in the morning, or a coffin that is clean for the mourning? You can only pick one!

TAAron: Why do they call it basketball when.. really it's more like a- funnel ball in the sheer- nature of the - of the- basket-

Tal: The stress of being picked for jury duty was enough to send me off on a murdering spree. Now I'm at the trial I was supposed to see but a defendant now pleading not guilty.

Bookwyrm: I read an article once about bees that lived at an Arby's. Do you reckon those bees paid nightly fees at the Arby's? Are Arby's bees' airbnbs? Or are Arby's bees' living there rent free? BRB Barbie, Arby's are bees' R&B bars and B&Bs... at the Arby's.

Aventine: Gif. G(j)if. It's all the same cause either way my daddy doesn't love me anymore!

Pic: *sneezes* Bless youuu~

Addison: *beautiful 15 second piano solo* How do reindeer fly?

Nameless: I didn't fart, I swear. That's just how my chair sounds when I fart.

Jar Man: Little horse, run free from the pains of society. Run free across the nation to your horse organization.

Ash: Once upon a time there was a dog on a log and the little dog said nothing at all because dogs don't talk.

Rue: If you really think about it, the IRS's number one target is the tooth fairy. She pays in cash and when she gets audited she can vanish away. I guess what I'm trying to say is the tooth fairy's a FELON!

Jar Man: Little horse communist! Run away, Little horse communist! Enjoy your free horse healthcare! Enjoy your free horse things! Enjoy your free horse college! Enjoy your free horse knowledge! Where did you go? I miss you so-

I NEED LINKS GIMME DA LINKIES

[Cash67]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Daniel Thrasher Micro Songs and Clinic People Who Would Sing Them

Rue: If. You. Can. Name every Pokemon. Then. I. Get to call. You. A nerd.

Elan: Dinosauuurs. I liiike dinosauuurs. But conflictinglyyyyyyyy, I like meeeteOOOOOORS!

Lundyn: What's the deal with kale? It's lettuce with a spine. Should we be eating that? I don't wanna eat that!

Thaidakar: If you don't speak English, get out of here! Yeah, I'm talking to you, tiny baby on my flight.

Aventine: B84, that's a bingo! Or a prerequisite to be the president-

Insa: There are too! Many melons in my fruit bowl! I want better fruit, I DEMAND better fruit! There are TOO! MANY MELONS-

Jar Man: Which one is more important? A coffee with caffeine in the morning, or a coffin that is clean for the mourning? You can only pick one!

TAAron: Why do they call it basketball when.. really it's more like a- funnel ball in the sheer- nature of the - of the- basket-

Tal: The stress of being picked for jury duty was enough to send me off on a murdering spree. Now I'm at the trial I was supposed to see but a defendant now pleading not guilty.

Bookwyrm: I read an article once about bees that lived at an Arby's. Do you reckon those bees paid nightly fees at the Arby's? Are Arby's bees' airbnbs? Or are Arby's bees' living there rent free? BRB Barbie, Arby's are bees' R&B bars and B&Bs... at the Arby's.

Aventine: Gif. G(j)if. It's all the same cause either way my daddy doesn't love me anymore!

Pic: *sneezes* Bless youuu~

Addison: *beautiful 15 second piano solo* How do reindeer fly?

Nameless: I didn't fart, I swear. That's just how my chair sounds when I fart.

Jar Man: Little horse, run free from the pains of society. Run free across the nation to your horse organization.

Ash: Once upon a time there was a dog on a log and the little dog said nothing at all because dogs don't talk.

Rue: If you really think about it, the IRS's number one target is the tooth fairy. She pays in cash and when she gets audited she can vanish away. I guess what I'm trying to say is the tooth fairy's a FELON!

Jar Man: Little horse communist! Run away, Little horse communist! Enjoy your free horse healthcare! Enjoy your free horse things! Enjoy your free horse college! Enjoy your free horse knowledge! Where did you go? I miss you so-

Yep Pic would just vibe. 

Also OH MY WORD AVENTINE IS UNHINGED

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, shortcake said:

I NEED LINKS GIMME DA LINKIES

Daniel Thrasher channel on YouTube. These are from two videos "12 micro songs to sharpen your chastity" and "fresh micro songs to make you say 'well that was interesting'"

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

Daniel Thrasher channel on YouTube. These are from two videos "12 micro songs to sharpen your chastity" and "fresh micro songs to make you say 'well that was interesting'"

I love Daniel Thrasher he's so funny

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1 minute ago, shortcake said:

I love Daniel Thrasher he's so funny

His “Writing Songs that Already Exist” videos are hilarious

Okay, I’m out!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

6 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Yep Pic would just vibe. 

Also OH MY WORD AVENTINE IS UNHINGED

Jar Man is... Jar man.

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

His “Writing Songs that Already Exist” videos are hilarious

Okay, I’m out!

Agreed. That's what got me watching him in the first place!

[Through the Living Hope]

Yet Another Daniel Thrasher Sketch
Pic: *walks into room happily*
Elan: Well, look at you!
JM: Wow!
Pic: Yeah, yeah.
JM: Did you have a good date last night?
Pic: I. Did!
Elan: You sure did! You done spooked me with your effervescence
Pic: Yeah, I did
Elan: Upon entering my domicile
Pic: Yeah
JM: That's great! You're happy, we're all happy. You know, let's all clap our hands.
*JM and Elan start clapping*
Pic: Ah, stop it.
JM: No, clap your hands, come on
Pic: No, I don't wanna clap
Elan: Clap your hands, Pic
JM: Slap your little fleshy tarantulas together!
Pic: I'm really good, thanks
Elan: Come onnn!
JM: Clap your hands, man. Clap your hands, man! What are you waiting for?
Elan: What, are you not gonna clap your hands?!
Pic: *grinning*
Elan: You're just gonna stand there and you're gonna be happy and you're not gonna clap your hands?!
Pic: Clapping is a young man's game.
Elan: Go- CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Pic: I don't need to clap.
JM: CLAPPEM
Pic: For the joy lives within my heart.
JM: CLAPPEMRIGHNOW
Elan: Just clap your hands, man!
JM: *blubbering*
Pic: Sometimes you must be happy and know it and not clap your hands
Elan: Are you happy?
Pic: Yes
JM: Do you know it?
Pic: Yeah
Elan: THEN CLAP YOUR *beep*ING HANDS! What's wrong with you?!
JM: ELESLIESFISND
Elan: Will you stop?
JM: EIOSNEFOWIENF
Pic: Alright! Alright already, geez! *puts hands close to each other but doesn't quite clap*
JM and Elan: *staring*
Pic: *hands look like they're being magnetically repelled*
JM: *leans forward in chair*
Elan: *cocks head*
*Pic's hands are very close together*
Pic: *pulls hands apart* Kinda don't want to.
Elan: I'm gonna beat your (donkey). *violently stands up*
Pic: Oh my gosh! *runs to kitchen* What are you doing?!
Elan: *throwing things* I'm throwing things!"
Pic: Why empty water bottles?!
JM: *gets out phone and starts recording*
Elan: Cause I don't wanna break anything!
JM: CLAP YO HANDS BOI!
Elan: Why are you saying it like that?!
Pic: That's it! I'm calling the police. *dials*
Elan, quietly: Are you filming this right now?
Addison, the 911 operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Pic: Yes, am being terrorized by my roommates because I'm not clapping my hands.
Addison: Are you happy?
Pic: ...what?
Addison: Are you happy and you know it?
Pic: ... I suppose I am.
Addison: Put me on speaker. *beep* Can the alleged perpetrators hear me?
JM: Loud and clear!
Elan: Yeah, that's us.
Addison: Good! ...Beat his (donkey).
Pic: *runs away*
JM and Elan: *giving chase*
The Narrator: What happened next, you ask. Well, we didn't see much of Pic after that day. Some folks say he packed up and headed west. Others say he was killed right then and there. That's what the police report said, anyway. But legend has it, if you go out to the woods on a clear summer's night and you really listen, you can still hear the sound of Pic not clapping his *beep*ing hands like a little baby.

Edited May 2, 2024 by Spark of Hope

[Through the Living Hope]

Thaidakar rn:

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Thaidakar rn:

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

XD it's perfect.

[Through the Living Hope]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

XD it's perfect.

Tyvm I spent five seconds on it

[Cash67]

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]