Oudeis he/him Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 I want a big wedding. Vin and Elend get married in the shortest ceremony Sazed knows. Siri was declared married to Susebron the instant he wanted her to wife; sure, there was a celebration for a week thereafter, but we get to see five minutes of that going on in the background. Sarene's first wedding ceremony (second engagement), we get to see a bit of the preparation but it ends before the good part, and the second one is only referred to. I want Mr. Sanderson to write us a whole, huge, full giant wedding ceremony on some world, in some religion, between two people who love each other very much. I personally nominate Shallan and Adolin, because he's third in line to the greatest throne in the world and she's one of a very small number of miracle-workers on the planet, so it's fully justified that their wedding would be absolutely spectacular, and it helps that they are already betrothed. She could even enhance the ceremony with some Lightweaving. Dalinar and Navani works, too. And of course I would accept Hoid marrying absolutely anyone. 5
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 I get the feeling that Hoid would disguise himself as the Priest who was supposed to be marrying him and his Wife. Personally, I want to See Kaladin at his wedding. How would he be feeling? 3
Newan he/him Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 And of course I would accept Hoid marrying absolutely anyone. Anyone? ANYONE?! Even a character you hate? Theory: Zahel is actually on Roshar because Hoid stole Vivenna from him. 7
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 Anyone? ANYONE?! Even a character you hate? Theory: Zahel is actually on Roshar because Hoid stole Vivenna from him. Yes. This. That would be the Most Hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Kurkistan he/him Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) We'll see a Vorin wedding eventually, if that makes you feel better. Source: Q: How do Alethi get married? A: I will show you a wedding ceremony eventually. Edited September 10, 2014 by Kurkistan 8
king of nowhere Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 Who knows, maybe they'll do a civil marriage "So, Adolin, put your gliph signature here... Shallan, put yours there... ok, now you are married. Next one!"
kinxer he/him Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 Yes. This. That would be the Most Hilarious thing I've ever seen. "The Most Hilarious" is now an official title of rank.
TheSilverDragon he/him Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 There will probalby be a weding but the void bringers will come and ruing it. Just like all wedings in books. 1
BreathTaker he/him Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 There will probalby be a weding but the void bringers will come and ruing it. Just like all wedings in books. "Hey, you know what sounds like a good idea? Interrupting the Wedding of one of the Greatest Swordsman on Roshar and a Knights Radiant." "Yeah, a wedding where everyone in the wedding party probably has a Shardblade and the Man of Honor is a Windrunner? Seems legit." 12
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 You know what Marriage I want to see? Jasnah and The Lopen. It's obvious she'd be charmed by his optimistic, easy-go-lucky attitude and his brilliant jokes. And she could soulcast chouta for him. It's a match made in the Tranquiline Halls. 4
kinxer he/him Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Plot twist: Hoid and Cultivation are in love, but can't be together because she's A FREAKING SHARD. (Actually, not TOTALLY impossible...) Also, this: You know what Marriage I want to see? Jasnah and The Lopen. It's obvious she'd be charmed by his optimistic, easy-go-lucky attitude and his brilliant jokes. And she could soulcast chouta for him. It's a match made in the Tranquiline Halls.
happyman he/him Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Plot twist: Hoid and Cultivation are in love, but can't be together because she's A FREAKING SHARD. (Actually, not TOTALLY impossible...) Funnily enough, we have Hoid's take on this pairing. It comes when Adolin tells Hoid to flirt with a girl more his age. Hoid comments something like "There's only one of those about, and she doesn't like me much." (Sorry I can't quote it; no book.) Since Hoid knew Tanavast personally, it seems likely he knows Cultivation personally as well. She's by far the most likely target of that comment. So, yeah. 1
kinxer he/him Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Funnily enough, we have Hoid's take on this pairing. It comes when Adolin tells Hoid to flirt with a girl more his age. Hoid comments something like "There's only one of those about, and she doesn't like me much." (Sorry I can't quote it; no book.) Since Hoid knew Tanavast personally, it seems likely he knows Cultivation personally as well. She's by far the most likely target of that comment. So, yeah. Aw... Bummer. Forgot about that quote. I feel like I need to re-read WoK and WoR to cement things in my mind. Hm... Other marriages... Well, the obvious one that's left from Scadrial is Wax and Marasi.
bartbug he/him Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 You mean Wax and Steris. I'll be severely disappointed if Wax goes for Marasi.
kinxer he/him Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Oh, no. I meant what I said. I suppose one of us will be disappointed, no matter what happens, then. Unless, of course, Mr. Sanderson makes some magic (figuratively) on either side, which I figure is likely.
Oudeis he/him Posted September 12, 2014 Author Posted September 12, 2014 Yes. This. That would be the Most Hilarious thing I've ever seen. Pretty much, yeah. Just about the only thing better than seeing a character I love marry Hoid would be seeing a character I hate marry Hoid. There will probalby be a weding but the void bringers will come and ruing it. Just like all wedings in books. This is my point. We would have had Sarene's wedding, but it got ruined. I want an actual, on-screen, amazing wedding. Somewhere in the 36 books of the main cycle.
kinxer he/him Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 Ooh! Hemalurgic wedding ceremony with little Feruchemical duralumin spikes! "And do you, Farentin, take Karalla to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I do." "Oh, good." *Thunk* *Thunk* "Now, after you stop bleeding, you may kiss." (Yes, I just made up names. I refuse to subject any current characters to this.)
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 I'd hate to be the best man...
BreathTaker he/him Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 "Oh Rust bro, I forgot the spikes" 3
kinxer he/him Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 I'd hate to be the best man... But you could physically cement the symbolic lasting Connection between them!
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