Darnation

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, Ookla the Believer said:

"I'll be excited to see," Eddie murmured softly.

"My poor child," Eddie crooned. "You may stay here as long as you need. And if you want vengeance...we can do that."

“I don’t think I can get vengeance. But thank you for the offer. Smart Bob killed himself, so getting vengeance on him seems…seems…” Dumb Bob spends a while trying to come up with a word, but can’t find one, “maybe eventually. I’d like vengeance on Kaa for killing Metal Bob, but of course he had to survive. Thank you for being so nice to me here, in this place.”

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I regret to inform you all that Dumb Bob is experiencing early-onset Manipulation by Eddie’s Evil Characters™

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

“I don’t think I can get vengeance. But thank you for the offer. Smart Bob killed himself, so getting vengeance on him seems…seems…” Dumb Bob spends a while trying to come up with a word, but can’t find one, “maybe eventually. I’d like vengeance on Kaa for killing Metal Bob, but of course he had to survive. Thank you for being so nice to me here, in this place.”

 

"Of course, my child," Eddie said. "Vengeance will come. For now, you all deserve a rest. Welcome home, my family." Her eyes look faintly wet. "Welcome home."

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GUYS GUYS GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED

EDDIE USED TO BE IN LOVE WITH THIS BOY

WHO DIED IN THE GAMES BEFORE SHE BECAME A GM

...if anyone wants to be him, she probably has him locked in a dungeon.

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said:

"I'll be excited to see," Eddie murmured softly.

"My poor child," Eddie crooned. "You may stay here as long as you need. And if you want vengeance...we can do that."

"well, im dead, so i cant grow, dimwit"

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

On 12/5/2023 at 7:07 AM, Ookla of Ravens said:

"well, im dead, so i cant grow, dimwit"

“Don’t call her that!” Rolen said angrily. “She’s much smarter than you’ll ever be. And a whole lot smarter than your so-called ‘smart’ Bob!”

[Ravenclawjedi42]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the foolish said:

“Don’t call her that!” Rolen said angrily. “She’s much smarter than you’ll ever be. And a whole lot smarter than your so-called ‘smart’ Bob!”

“You don’t know that!” Dumb Bob yelled. “All you did was try to kill him!”

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

“You don’t know that!” Dumb Bob yelled. “All you did was try to kill him!”

“True, but obviously he wasn’t smart, he didn’t do too well in the games, after all, he didn’t win.”

Edited December 7, 2023 by Ookla the foolish

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, Ookla the foolish said:

“True, but obviously he wasn’t smart, he didn’t do too well in the games”

“That doesn’t show smartness. It shows…something else. Something that made him commit suicide. Whatever that was.”

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

“That doesn’t show smartness. It shows…something else. Something that made him commit suicide. Whatever that was.”

“If he had been smart enough he would have won. Or he would have avoided the games in the first place.”

[Ravenclawjedi42]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the foolish said:

“If he had been smart enough he would have won. Or he would have avoided the games in the first place.”

“Nobody can control that. It’s random who’s chosen for the games.”

[Canada Lover]

13 minutes ago, Ookla the foolish said:

“True, but obviously he wasn’t smart, he didn’t do too well in the games, after all, he didn’t win.”

"He did make it farther than you," Ezrium coughed.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

4 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"He did make it farther than you," Ezrium coughed.

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Isn’t Ezrium still alive?

 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

11 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"He did make it farther than you," Ezrium coughed.

“I died for a reason. Anyway, did I ever claim intelligence?”

[Canada Lover]

54 minutes ago, Ookla thePresentParticiple said:

 

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He died and got resurrected, multiple times.

 

47 minutes ago, Ookla the foolish said:

“I died for a reason. Anyway, did I ever claim intelligence?”

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Wait, you do NHD?

 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

 

 

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Oh.

 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

11 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Wait, you do NHD?

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I do, do you?

 

[Canada Lover]

Just now, Ookla the foolish said:

 

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Yeah.

 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the foolish said:

 

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Hey, so do I!

 

[-Redacted- he/him]

Red stalked deeper into the depths of darnation, seeing a light up ahead.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

13 hours ago, -Redacted- said:

Red stalked deeper into the depths of darnation, seeing a light up ahead.

Sage followed him cautiously.

[-Redacted- he/him]

On 12/27/2023 at 9:17 AM, The Honorable One said:

Sage followed him cautiously.

They emerged into a large chamber with a glowing coal in the center, pulsating like a giant heart.

"You seeing this, Sage?"

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

16 minutes ago, -Redacted- said:

They emerged into a large chamber with a glowing coal in the center, pulsating like a giant heart.

"You seeing this, Sage?"

"Yeah." Sage stepped forward, examining the strange object. He reached out, his fingers inches away from it. "Red, I'm about to do something stupid. You might want to stop me."

[-Redacted- he/him]

34 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

"Yeah." Sage stepped forward, examining the strange object. He reached out, his fingers inches away from it. "Red, I'm about to do something stupid. You might want to stop me."

"You want to touch it?"

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

3 minutes ago, -Redacted- said:

"You want to touch it?"

"Yeah."

[-Redacted- he/him]

26 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

"Yeah."

"Go ahead. It doesn't seem too dangerous, and plus, we're already dead."

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Punchy Bob comes into existence near and far from all, sits down, and sobs.