Finally making it official

[Lindel he/him]

Uh-huh. Mind if I completely dissect it before putting a single bite in my mouth? 

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Uh-huh. Mind if I completely dissect it before putting a single bite in my mouth?

*hands you a donut with pink icing*

Try this. It's wayyy better than that 'cookie'

[Lindel he/him]

Thanks! Why is it that donuts always seem so much less suspicious than cookies? 

[Shadowspren he/him]

Because donuts have icing... nuff sed 

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Because donuts have icing... nuff sed

A perfect answer.

And also because donuts are awesome.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Uh-huh. Mind if I completely dissect it before putting a single bite in my mouth? 

 

All this distrust-ing-ness (Yes it's a word, just not on Terra). What is the world coming to these days? 

 

And I'll have you know that those are propaganda donuts and by eating it you have probably agreed to give the Newcago court the soul your firstborn child now. 

 

DA baked goods have no strings attached. Just spikes general feelings of goodwill. Ask Voidius.

Edited August 27, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[LostRadiant]

Welcome!

 

And how are you?

[Voidus]

Thanks! Why is it that donuts always seem so much less suspicious than cookies? 

Less suspicious you say? Hmmm... Dark Alley to the bakery/spike lab!

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Less suspicious you say? Hmmm... Dark Alley to the bakery/spike lab!

 

On my way! let me grab some samples and victims customers.

 

LostRadient, you seem to be a helpful chap. care to assist us in some, ahem, research.

I assure you, It's For Science!*

 

hemalurgy counts as a science. FACT.

Edited August 27, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[LostRadiant]

.....And what kind of research are we talking about?

 

Nothing to do with turning people into Inquisitors I hope!

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

All this distrust-ing-ness (Yes it's a word, just not on Terra). What is the world coming to these days?

And I'll have you know that those are propaganda donuts and by eating it you have probably agreed to give the Newcago court the soul your firstborn child now.

DA baked goods have no strings attached. Just spikes general feelings of goodwill. Ask Voidius.

Newcago donuts are truly Delightful. No spikes involved. Edited August 27, 2014 by Queen Elsa Steelheart

[Voidus]

.....And what kind of research are we talking about?

 

Nothing to do with turning people into Inquisitors I hope!

Noooooooo.....

*Slides failed Inquisitor experiments under bed with foot*

[LostRadiant]

Well, I'm cool with it as long as you pay me in atium

[Voidus]

*Pulls out assorted Atium spikes*
Muahahaha

[Left he/him]

C'mon Voidus, lay off a little, he's ours now, he ate my spice doughnuts   You can't spike that out of someone, and it increases spike defense by 30%. There's few other side effects with this batch luckily for him

[Voidus]

Your faith in spice donuts misplaced may be, as is your faith in it's resistance to Atium spikes!

[Atilium she/her]

 

We don't spike cookies, we sell cookies. Anything you hear differently is slander. Please report any offending parties so that we may spike deal with them in a non-lethal manner.

On the subject of perfectly safe and non-spiked tamales (Which are delicious)  We're also looking to expand into other non-dessert pastries like meat pies. You should try some...

 

 

Fatebreaker, also known as "Spike-me-Own-Child-Dibbler"

[Left he/him]

[Voidus]

Misattributed quotes!? How did you know that that was my weakness!?

*Twitches violently*

[Left he/him]

I've been waiting so long for a chance to use that one   I knew it would be perfect for this grammar and reference nazi heavy place

[navybrandt he/him]

[navybrandt he/him]

[Left he/him]

This reminds of this facebook group that kept getting recomended to me, it was called Fanvergent. It's for all the people from the fandoms of doctor who, sherlock, divergent, hunger games, harry potter, and stuff.

[Voidus]

You leave me with only one option. We must destroy the internet!

[Left he/him]

You already spiked it though?...........