We Love Elan Club!

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

5 minutes ago, Invisible said:

YEAH!" Elan shouts, "HE DESERVES A PUNCH IN THE FACE WITH THE GENUINE ELANPUPPYTHEMEDFACEPUNCHER™!!! YOU CAN BUY ONE NOW FOR A DISCOUNTED PRICE OF A HALF GENUINE ELANBUCK™!"

An excited crowd member runs up, an ElanBuck proffered, though he keeps it away from Roy.

5 minutes ago, Invisible said:

YEAH!" Elan shouts, "HE DESERVES A PUNCH IN THE FACE WITH THE GENUINE ELANPUPPYTHEMEDFACEPUNCHER™!!! YOU CAN BUY ONE NOW FOR A DISCOUNTED PRICE OF A HALF GENUINE ELANBUCK™!"

An excited crowd member runs up, an ElanBuck proffered, though he keeps it away from Roy.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Weaver of Lights said:

An excited crowd member runs up, an ElanBuck proffered, though he keeps it away from Roy.

An excited crowd member runs up, an ElanBuck proffered, though he keeps it away from Roy.

Elan hands a boxing glove about twice the size of his head shaped like a puppy to both the crowd members, accepting the genuine ElanBuck™s, giving them each half of a genuine ElanBuck™ back.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 hour ago, Invisible said:

Elan hands a boxing glove about twice the size of his head shaped like a puppy to both the crowd members, accepting the genuine ElanBuck™s, giving them each half of a genuine ElanBuck™ back.

“That feels wrong”

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

2 hours ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

“That feels wrong”

"i agree. you have any buks?"

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

2 hours ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

“That feels wrong”

 

3 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"i agree. you have any buks?"

The crowd members begin beating away.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

3 minutes ago, Weaver of Lights said:

 

The crowd members begin beating away.

"what are you doing?"

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

8 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"what are you doing?"

“Beating you up, like Elan said we should,” one of them said, striking especially hard.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

6 minutes ago, Weaver of Lights said:

“Beating you up, like Elan said we should,” one of them said, striking especially hard.

"well you could stop."

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

13 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"well you could stop."

“Why would I?”

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

3 minutes ago, Weaver of Lights said:

“Why would I?”

"let me go and i will give you 100 interdimensional currency."

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

15 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"let me go and i will give you 100 interdimensional currency."

“No!”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

10 hours ago, Weaver of Lights said:

“No!”

 

10 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"let me go and i will give you 100 interdimensional currency."

"Good, GOOD random citizen! If you knock him out I'll give you 100 genuine ElanBuck™s!"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

2 minutes ago, Invisible said:

 

"Good, GOOD random citizen! If you knock him out I'll give you 100 genuine ElanBuck™s!"

Raven sprouts wings. "OI LETS FIX THIS"

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

2 minutes ago, Invisible said:

 

"Good, GOOD random citizen! If you knock him out I'll give you 100 genuine ElanBuck™s!"

The person swings as hard as he can, probably knocking out Roy. @RoyalBeeMage

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Raven sprouts wings. "OI LETS FIX THIS"

Elan tsks. "Tsk tsk tsk. Those aren't genuinely ElanFactory™ manufactured. We'll have to confiscate them." He waves his hand and the wings are forcibly ripped off of Ravens body.

3 minutes ago, Weaver of Lights said:

The person swings as hard as he can, probably knocking out Roy. @RoyalBeeMage

"Amazing! Do it one more time, and I'll double the payment!"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Invisible said:

Elan tsks. "Tsk tsk tsk. Those aren't genuinely ElanFactory™ manufactured. We'll have to confiscate them." He waves his hand and the wings are forcibly ripped off of Ravens body.

"Amazing! Do it one more time, and I'll double the payment!"

he screams. "THEY ARE MINE" and they jump back to his body, and heal.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

he screams. "THEY ARE MINE" and they jump back to his body, and heal.

Elan rolls his eyes. "Not in this universe. Only genuinely Elan approved and ElanFactory™  manufactured things are allowed." The wings rip off again, and then are ripped apart in the air atom by atom. Then the atoms are ripped into protons, neutrons, and electrons, which are torn apart into quarks, which are ripped to millions of even smaller pieces and flung across the multiverse.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

5 minutes ago, Invisible said:

Amazing! Do it one more time, and I'll double the payment!"

The man smashes his fist into Roy’s face.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 minute ago, Invisible said:

Elan rolls his eyes. "Not in this universe. Only genuinely Elan approved and ElanFactory™  manufactured things are allowed." The wings rip off again, and then are ripped apart in the air atom by atom. Then the atoms are ripped into protons, neutrons, and electrons, which are torn apart into quarks, which are ripped to millions of even smaller pieces and flung across the multiverse.

That set off the equivalent of a nuclear explosion, vaporating everything.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Weaver of Lights said:

The man smashes his fist into Roy’s face.

"Booyeah!" Elan shouts, handing the man a wad of 200 genuine ElanBuck™s. "There ya go." He says, then turns to genuine ElanOfficer™s, who take Roy's body away to the genuine ElanExtraSecureSecurityFacilitySecurePrison™.

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

That set off the equivalent of a nuclear explosion, vaporating everything.

Elan tsks again. "That explosion was not made by a genuinely ElanNuclearExplosionEmmiter™. It has to go." The explosion proceeds to unexplode and also get flung across the multiverse in tiny pieces.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Invisible said:

"Booyeah!" Elan shouts, handing the man a wad of 200 genuine ElanBuck™s. "There ya go." He says, then turns to genuine ElanOfficer™s, who take Roy's body away to the genuine ElanExtraSecureSecurityFacilitySecurePrison™.

Elan tsks again. "That explosion was not made by a genuinely ElanNuclearExplosionEmmiter™. It has to go." The explosion proceeds to unexplode and also get flung across the multiverse in tiny pieces.

Raven stares, utterly flabbergasted. "HOW-"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Raven stares, utterly flabbergasted. "HOW-"

"This is the genuine Elaniverse™." Elan says. "It's just how things work here."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

6 minutes ago, Invisible said:

"This is the genuine Elaniverse™." Elan says. "It's just how things work here."

"I swear, imma throttle you..."

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

15 minutes ago, Invisible said:

Booyeah!" Elan shouts, handing the man a wad of 200 genuine ElanBuck™s. "There ya go." He says, then turns to genuine ElanOfficer™s, who take Roy's body away to the genuine ElanExtraSecureSecurityFacilitySecurePrison™.

17 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

The man pockets the money. Several more people approach, looking hopeful. “Can we also get those punching puppy gloves?”

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

7 minutes ago, Weaver of Lights said:

The man pockets the money. Several more people approach, looking hopeful. “Can we also get those punching puppy gloves?”

raven groans.