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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Criistuul gasps. "How dare you?! HOW DARE YOU?!" 

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This is so...

 

 

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Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Criistuul gasps. "How dare you?! HOW DARE YOU?!" 

He picked up his shirt from where it had been dropped and tied it around his bleeding arm. He then turned and began to walk away. "I'm going to die in the forest like I thought I was going to before. At least then I'll have some dignity."

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

 

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So... what?

 

Just now, Ookla the Abstract said:

He picked up his shirt from where it had been dropped and tied it around his bleeding arm. He then turned and began to walk away. "I'm going to die in the forest like I thought I was going to before. At least then I'll have some dignity."

More girls swooned and passed out as they saw his bare chest.

Criistuul smiled. "Byeeeeee... see you tomorrow..."

And so the Generic Teenage Girl Warrior Tribe remains, always lurking, waiting for some unsuspecting hot man...

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Aydri was walking, quietly, not knowing what she was doing, when she ran into a dying man. She gasped, extremely surprised. "Are you... okay?" She asked.

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That's you too

 

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

More girls swooned and passed out as they saw his bare chest.

Criistuul smiled. "Byeeeeee... see you tomorrow..."

And so the Generic Teenage Girl Warrior Tribe remains, always lurking, waiting for some unsuspecting hot man...

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Aydri was walking, quietly, not knowing what she was doing, when she ran into a dying man. She gasped, extremely surprised. "Are you... okay?" She asked.

"Not exactly."

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

 

More girls swooned and passed out as they saw his bare chest.

Criistuul smiled. "Byeeeeee... see you tomorrow..."

And so the Generic Teenage Girl Warrior Tribe remains, always lurking, waiting for some unsuspecting hot man...

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Aydri was walking, quietly, not knowing what she was doing, when she ran into a dying man. She gasped, extremely surprised. "Are you... okay?" She asked.

 

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Average high school popular kid

 

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Just now, Ookla the Abstract said:

"Not exactly."

"Hmm..." Aydri said. "I know some doctors. Not creepy warrior girls, don't worry. This is their handiwork?"

Just now, Ookla the Resolute said:

 

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Generic Popular Teenage Girl and Chief of a Warrior Tribe of Fighters, yes.

I was bored. So we made... this mess.

 

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Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Hmm..." Aydri said. "I know some doctors. Not creepy warrior girls, don't worry. This is their handiwork?"

"Only partially. If you could get me some help, that would be... very appreciated."

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Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Hmm..." Aydri said. "I know some doctors. Not creepy warrior girls, don't worry. This is their handiwork?"

 

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Why did that need to exist...

 

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Just now, Ookla the Abstract said:

"Only partially. If you could get me some help, that would be... very appreciated."

"Of course. The forest exits this way." She tries to help support him as she leads him towards her town. "So, who stabbed you in the chest?"

1 minute ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

 

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Because it did!

 

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Of course. The forest exits this way." She tries to help support him as she leads him towards her town. "So, who stabbed you in the chest?"

He accepted the support. "A very inexperienced murderer."

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Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Oh..." Aydri said. "I'm sorry. I'm glad he wasn't more experienced."

"Me too. Though it would have been enough, if not for a few strange chance occurrences."

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Just now, Ookla the Abstract said:

"Me too. Though it would have been enough, if not for a few strange chance occurrences."

"Ah." Aydri said. Magic? Or... well, it doesn't matter I suppose. They finally reach the end of the forest, entering into a modest settlement. "The doctors is this way." Aydri points. "I'll help you there."

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Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Ah." Aydri said. Magic? Or... well, it doesn't matter I suppose. They finally reach the end of the forest, entering into a modest settlement. "The doctors is this way." Aydri points. "I'll help you there."

"Thank you very much. May I ask your name?"

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20 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

 

More girls swooned and passed out as they saw his bare chest.

Criistuul smiled. "Byeeeeee... see you tomorrow..."

And so the Generic Teenage Girl Warrior Tribe remains, always lurking, waiting for some unsuspecting hot man...

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Aydri was walking, quietly, not knowing what she was doing, when she ran into a dying man. She gasped, extremely surprised. "Are you... okay?" She asked.

 

Ezrium walked into the area.

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Criistuul pulled back. "Ew." She said. "What is one of those nerds doing here."

Ezrium walked past her, completely and obviously ignoring her.

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Criistuul pulled back. "Ew." She said. "What is one of those nerds doing here."

Suddenly, Karma struck back

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Criistuul pulled back. "Ew." She said. "What is one of those nerds doing here."

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Wait... it's just like real life...

So I was reading Mistborn on a bus ride, because why not, and the person next to me was like: "Oh, you're such a nerd, you're reading on the trip." And I just sat there.

 

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1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium walked past her, completely and obviously ignoring her.

Criistuul gasped. "Ew ew ew! He got close to me!" She started gagging. 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

Suddenly, Karma struck back

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Person or idea?

 

Just now, Ookla the Abstract said:

"Cedar."

"Nice to meet you."

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

 

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I don't know what people think when I carry around a book.

They just... don't care?

 

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Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Criistuul gasped. "Ew ew ew! He got close to me!" She started gagging. 

 

"Nice to meet you."

 

He walked in a mud puddle, and the mud splashed all over her and her clothes.

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Criistuul gasped. "Ew ew ew! He got close to me!" She started gagging. 

 

"Nice to meet you."

 

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Sorry, I had to do it. Move on, now.

One day,

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People will get what they deserve

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Maybe

 

 

 

 

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Just now, Canada Lover said:

He walked in a mud puddle, and the mud splashed all over her and her clothes.

Criistuul squealed a crazy squeal, and then died of disgustingness. 

The other warriors gasped, and then died too.

"Nerd..." One of them croaks out, then dies, body burned by Ezrium's nerdy aura.

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