Five word story

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So they took the sticks'

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soldiers and lit a pyre.

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to throw them in. After

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the flames were lit, the 

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Sticks were burned, and New

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Roshar was choked by smoke.

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Until the smoke cleared and

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the termites appeared, furious because

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how could such evil happen?!?!!!!!

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The Termite King declared that

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sticks wouldn’t die in vain.

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And declared war on the

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tigers, allying with dragons and

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Shin, unfourtunatly the dragons didn't

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account for the raging corgis.

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and all got distracted from

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battle by ear splitting barking.

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The termites were losing badly

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until the beavers arrived with

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their wood artilery, but alas

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wood does not make for

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great weapons. Oecophylla smaragdina showed

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they were ready to fight

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but it proved ineffecteve to

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counter Solenopsis invicta as they

Edited April 27, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren