Five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

ate cupcakes that boosted their

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Growth, yards and feet stink.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The tigers were thrilled when

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

they got their tax return

Spoiler

The tigers were thrilled when they found out they could save 50% or more when they bundled with Geico

 

Edited April 22, 2025 by TheBestTruthwatcher
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40 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

they got their tax return

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The tigers were thrilled when they found out they could save 50% or more when they bundled with Geico

 

lol

on the DRAGON-TAX-INC monopoly quarter

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

The stocks were crashing, fast

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

So they used gold to

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Buy dragons to their side

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

to prevent the economic collapse 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

into Japan. When the Italians

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

heard this while eating pasta

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

They told the Russians and

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

they told the sticks and

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

they told the Albanians and

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they told the Dragons. Then,

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

They told the Anceint Egyptions

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

They told the Anceint Egyptions

That there exists a big

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

sphinx right outside their door

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"I REALLY WANT TO SEE"

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

said the Egyptians. Unfortunately, the

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

sphinx was not actually the

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Sphinx of Gaza, because it

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Was very purple. This was

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

a fraud, no one was 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

quite sure exactly how it