Five word story

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About the tigers who were

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striving for peace. Some sticks

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Hated these tigers and were

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Still striving for everlasting peace

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or so they thought, however

 

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First of the Sun had

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coopted them into war plots

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But were caught while doing

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this by both groups, so

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They ran away and tried

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to flee, but failed. Sticks

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Overran them and slew them

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to pieces. Tiger and Stick

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Made an alliance and peace

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with God if they exists

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and ensured prosperity to all.

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The tigers for some reason

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decided they really liked sticks

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As well as the alliance 

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they had formed. Everyone was

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happy and peaceful until the

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First of the Sun tried

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to ascend. Luckily for us, 

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they failed miserably. Everyone rejoiced

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When they crashed and burned