Five word story

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Most, meaning everyone but tigers. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Jimbob the necromancer resurrected some tigers though.

[___ He/Him]

But they were skeleton tigers.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Entirely different than normal tigers. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

This was a great shame

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

but someone gave them skin.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

It was llama skin. They

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

didn’t mind… it was warm.

[___ He/Him]

Way, way, WAY too warm.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

So they made some tiger

[___ He/Him]

gumball machines with real galactic 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

tiger skins, which they donned.

[___ He/Him]

YAY! Whee whee whee WAHOO

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"You're under arrest! Come out

[___ He/Him]

of the giant ball pit!"

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

They [were] arrested for desecrating tigers.

[___ He/Him]

And then, *much suspense noises*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Sticks avenged tigers and it

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

failed miserably. Sticks were composted. 

[___ He/Him]

It was very very sad.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Everyone's tears caused ocean levels

[___ He/Him]

to rise up to the

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

clouds, up to Stick heaven

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

, where they were greeted by

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Stick flooding Earth for 40