Cosmere Character Pickup lines

[Son_of_Hoid he/him]

This thread is for making pickup lines used on or by characters in the cosmere

I can start

Shallan:

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

2 hours ago, Son_of_Hoid said:

This thread is for making pickup lines used on or by characters in the cosmere

I can start

Shallan:

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

This is cool!

Used by Adolin:

“Your turn!”