Hey, guys!

[TommeHie]

I'm absolutely new here...but i've read all the cosmere books...any tips???

[Guest]

Heyyyo! 

Welcome to the Shard! 

What exactly do you mean by "tips"?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Welcome!!

Advice for surviving the shard? Let's see...don't accept cookies from anyone. ANYONE. If people are talking about things you don't understand in all caps, pick a side and have fun.

Don't murder anyone.

[Tea Leaf]

Welcome!

Don't die (Much)

15 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

Don't murder anyone.

Don't get murdered (trust me, t'was not a fun day), Murder though... IS NOT AN OPTION

I have been told to stop offering the [...], you have been warned. Though there are now muffins. Don't worry, just join one of our many cults clubs & guilds!

Edited April 25, 2023 by The Last Fæ

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Welcome! Tips... enjoy the life you have, you never know when things might take a turn for the worse. Oh, and don't tag Chaos.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Oh yeah, tagging Chaos = a bad day for everyone involved 

[Cinnamon]

Welcome! Another tip would be, don’t double post and… I think everyone else covered the rest! Enjoy The Shard!

Have you read any non Cosmere Brandon Sanderson books?

Edited April 25, 2023 by Cinnamon

[Veledsier]

@Chaos Ooopppsss!

heylo! And welcome!

[Cinnamon]

8 hours ago, Veledsier said:

@Chaos Ooopppsss!

heylo! And welcome!

… Why did you do that? Was there some problem I’m missing? If not, frankly, that was quite immature and I think you should remember that the mods are people too and busy ones as that, using them for a joke or to be ‘controversial’ isn’t funny and cool it’s just irritating. Sorry if this seems rude in any way or if there is some reason you did this that I missed. 

[Veledsier]

Sorry. That is all completely correct. I completly agree.