fun All-Star Cosmere Sports Lineup

[Duxredux he/him]

We get a lot of "who would win in a fight" threads, so I thought I'd start something a bit different. Hopefully this will be fun.

Pick a sport. Of all the non-Shard Cosmere , who would you want on your sports team? You can have a fun team or a competitive team.

 

Example: Baseball

• Catcher - Breeze who would be demoralizing the opposition
• Pitcher - Lopen, because he'd totally be willing to use Lashings or Full Lashings on the ball when other Bridge 4 members wouldn't. Hope Breeze knows when to duck.
• Outfielders - Bridge 4 is pretty busted being able to fly and use Reverse Lashings. Sazed would do pretty well too with F-Speed.
• Bases - Kenton, though only if it counts if he's standing on base and his ribbon holds the glove that catches the ball
• Batter - Lift, not because she would be the best pick, but because she would have so much fun sliding onto the base. Being fast doesn't hurt though.

 

Example: Basketball (villainous team, or at least considered bad guys at one point or another)

• Leshwi. It only counts as traveling if you land.
• Human, who is big enough to dunk from standing and defend a huge portion of the court, though there's a high risk of fouls.
• Moash because Kaladin is probably a prime pick for the other team.
• Marsh, because there aren't too many players that can "accidentally" puncture the ball because they have spikes sticking out of them. And he's just fast and powerful.
• Drile, who has quite a bit of control and defensive ability even without taking a step.

[Rg2045]

Coach:

breeze: because seriously can we see him doing any type of physical activity for fun? 

Pitcher:

Godeki : because we need an edgedancer to grease the ball and lift it too small 

Catcher: 

ham: because he asks questions that distract you, but he doesn’t mind if you ignore the questions. Also as a thug he can take a beating if he needs to defend the plate 

first base:

I’ll put lopen here because I feel he’s alright with his powers and will find interesting ways to use them 

Rest of the team windrunners. 
I mean what do you expect literally able to reverse lash a ball is op.