CHORTLISM

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

He said he was the most loyal chort of all time which is in fact you instead of him thus creating the heresy.

I am not a chort. I am The Master chort. Or THE MASTER OF CHORTLES AND DEITY OF WAFFLES

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We have established that you are no longer the deity of waffles. Have you even ever had a cake-waffle?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Or perhaps a pancake-waffle?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

9 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Or perhaps a pancake-waffle?

that is a normal waffle. Cake-waffles are better, because sugar.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Well is the cake-pie-cake better than the pie-cake-pie as Garfield believes?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

thus I am the greatest CHORT.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I HAVE TRIED ALL THE WAFFLES!!! 
You cannot simply say God is not God!!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Boomerang Guy said:

I HAVE TRIED ALL THE WAFFLES!!! 
You cannot simply say God is not God!!

That is not relevant, you are no deity.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Yeah sure believe what you want mortals

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You are one of us mortals though.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Yeah just another one of those mortal beliefes that I am mortal. Hmf. Preposterous 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"You spelled that wrong," Waffles Wizard.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Nonsense 

it is Devine spelling 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard dies of Waffling and is brought back to waffle some more.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Waffles. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

That is fine as long as you stop claiming your false claims of being a diety of waffles. You may be a diety of chortles but NOT WAFFLES.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

It’s not like it was my title since I joined or anything. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I will keep my username except during Ookla season. You could swap waffle and chortles as it would be acceptable to the Wafflismists.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

So your saying I am the master of waffles? 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

That wouuld be better than diety of waffles. Especially if you are very good at cooking waffles.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Hmf. I GUESS I’ll change it. But ONLY if y’all start respecting my waffleness again. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I can respect it I suppose.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I am a very exceptional waffle person. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Meh.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Do you openly accept the Jabberwocky as a sacred text yet?