Everyone used to think he was a chill guy.

Iron Man, Tony Stark, they cheered for him.

Then, Marks started disappearing.

At first it was strange.

It was before Iron Man even started coming.

Iron Man Mark I

That was his first suit.

Next time a Mark went missing (the name of a person),

Tony Stark had a new suit.

Iron Man Mark II

No one thought much of it.

Eventually, people started connecting the dots.

A Mark would go missing,

Iron Man Mark X

No one thought that it would actually be made of people made mark.

One day, I believe it was at Iron man Mark MIX

Iron man suits began descending from the sky.

And they stole all the marks.

Later, Iron Man came out with his Mark MMM

One of my friends was named Mark.

They took him.

Years passed.

Iron man never came out with a new Mark.

And people were too scared to name their kids Mark.

One day,

I met a man named Mark.

Probably the last Mark on earth.

And boy oh boy was he crazy.

He had been hiding from security cameras and more for the past few years.

And Everything is fine and nothing bad has ever happened.