Inspired by @CoderDrag0n8's
A Sentient Awakened Black Hole Frying Pan (the Maw 27 [yes there were 26 others, though only the Maw 6 is alive])
The Maelstrom card from Mistborn: the Deckbuilding Game
The Advanced Military card from Eastern Empires
The Haustorium card from Bios: Megafauna
The Green Parasite card from Bios: Genesis
@ChipsAHoid's liver
The Maw 27 abilities:
Can absorb anything it wants like a normal black hole
Can choos
