KaladinTheKingOfHeralds

44 minutes ago, Vielence said:

This is true

Sounds like you’d be very good at this role

I assume you’d audition for Kaladin then?

How tall are you?

6’0”

18 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I distratct the chipmunks by shouting "Look! The Sandwich!" and running in the other direction. 

I finally come back from a break. I chase you and I Lash the sandwich to my Shardblade. I then Lash myself to the sky and I fly away.

On 4/28/2026 at 1:47 PM, Vielence said:

THOSE ARE SO PRETTY

WHOA
I sing, but I'm a mezzo soprano. Thats impressive.

Dang I have some competition then

if your Syl then your probably going be with me the whole movie

On 5/7/2026 at 1:54 AM, Deception said:

Interesting... You mean that maybe Syl could stick to things as a weapon? That would be cool. What if Syl became a chain and stuck herself to whatever she hit, allowing Kaladin to pull them inward?

That’s what I’ve been thinking!!!!

Here’s a main question

CAN SPREN ATTRACT OTHER SPREN?

Though it’s never been confirmed, I have a feeling that they can

My feelings come from OB when Kaladin attracts windspren in Shadesmar. 
Though i know yall will say:

“Oh, but Kaladin isnt a spren so it doesn’t count”

Forget it, Kaladin was literally standing ontop of Syl’s cabin on the ship. If Syl was never with Kaladin then he wouldn’t have ever attracted spren or gained Lashing powers or became the Windrunner so my points proven by how his abilities FROM SYL let him attract spren which makes my theory the best one so far. So yes, spren can attract CERTAIN types of spren different from their own type.

I would actually choose to have a Void spren to bond with if I could but a void spren over all unless your saying ONLY highspren don't count then it’s a tie between Syl and any Void spren

On 11/13/2025 at 4:10 PM, ThroughTheLivingIlliterate said:

I don't look to similar, but I'm probably around the same build and height. Also my blue eyes would probably ruin about half of his character arc.

Well, I have Kaladin’s look but with his deep brown eyes so I could be normal Kaladin and u be the “i using Sylsword or Sylspear” Kaladin.

I would also choose to be Kaladin’s voice actor and stunt man because I have a feeling that my voice would go well with his character 

On 11/22/2020 at 6:10 AM, Friendshipspren said:

So I'm a kinda longterm fan of Sylladin. I mean those two are already soul mates and they are literally perfect for eachother.

I mean kal is the storming stereotype of a brooding male YA male interest or protagonist ,while syl is the idea of a Manic Pixie Dreamgirl come alive. 

YA romance authors would have hated Sanderson lol. 

But unfortunately there was A Fault in thier Realms and it seemed they were never meant to be but now .... with ishar . Hmmmmm .

Ishar , the mad lad, has made Sylladin possible again. 
So yeah.  Sylladin LIVES. 

I wonder how the Stormfather would react to that ? 

He would be the ultimate stereotype of a  father in law who hates and has a bumpy relationship with his son in law lol. 

 I wonder how Syl will cope with being human. 

Eating human food, growing hair , tasting something for the first time , pooping . Lol .

I really wanna see Syl become human and get hitched to kaladin and have immortal blue toned , wrong shadowed children with him. 

Just imagine those cuties going up to uncle Oroden . Awwwwww

So going more serious now , Honorspren  unlike almost every other sapiant Spren species , aside from inkspren , are the closest imitations of humans .

So as an aside ,  I was wondering if syl was pulled into the PR by ishar , would she have the inner physiological, esp reproductive anatomy compatible with humans ?Would kaladin be able to have children with her ?

If so what would they be like?

Then I realised that's the literal definition of Siah Aimians.

Half Spren , half human. 

Also Siah are shapeshifters tho they prefer a human form. Honorspren are exactly the same too. 

So we just may have precedent for this too. 

Honestly go to my gallery of Sylladin and we’ll be friends for life brother 

Hello welcome to the Shard, there is a bunch to do

5 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Well, a lot of people. It’s flexible in population, although probably the most rigid in terms of topic, at least from my experience. 

Aeo, Usseewa, Hmmm Lies, Akimiko, are regulars from my outsider perspective 

I met Aeo but none of the others except for u

Thank you for that. That’s probably the most real thing I needed to hear today. So since im a bit new and don’t know that many people, whos in this chat?

10 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

That's okay! It is, after all, entirely up to you who you want be.

I will admit, I used to have a history of wanting to be a transfem but then I decided not to so I know what to talk about and what not to talk about that might offend yall

8 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

@KaladinTheKingOfHeralds

You can be here without necessarily being trans, yes, and you are certainly welcome here, but please keep in mind that this thread is intended for the discussion of transgender and related gender identities.

On 4/23/2026 at 10:53 AM, Akimikoisthecutest said:

So, uhhhhh, I met more trans people, and I find it shocking how far along in their transition they are compared to me.

Well, they just started before u and have let it happen. Not saying u havent let it happen but it just seems like they have wanted it more (or less) and did it before u did it

Yall, I just realized what this chat was about. I mean if yall are fine with me being here without me being trans then I’ll stay but if u want me to leave then I’ll leave

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

and then pattern gets distracted by a piece of aluminium cheese.

Pattern, get yo butt back here and fight

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Interdimensional Timeout forbids them from leaving for the next week. Sorry.

Dang it, well then, I summon Pattern also level 200,000 with an attack power of 2,000,000,000

Ahhhhhhh, hello world, I have been summoned with Syl from Roshar because I heard a call about control freaks?

1 minute ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Once again, Narroet is summoned by a run-on sentence. The Stormfather, Syl, Ivory, and any of their associates are placed in Interdimensional Time-Out. @The_Shadow_Titan is ctrl-alt-deleted. @Through The Living Ketek grabs the impaled sandwich, fixes it, and skedaddles to the beat of Ketek's latest poem.

Eternal, beautiful art creates rhythm

simple words flow.

Truth follows light---

fills words---

makes life----

making word-filled lighting following truth.

Flow words

simple rhythm creates art, beautiful, eternal.

I just undo the delete. I respawn with all my spren and Shardblades. I also Lash the sandwich to my Sylsword. I then Lash myself to the Mistborn universe and activate my black hole ability. By doing so, the entrance to the Mistborn Universe is now closed with me as the new holder of the sandwich

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Hah!

You will regret your words.

You (one dude) and Me (a different dude) are both lashed together, and now beat up by the Mike Tyson combo. How could you beat up innocent people? The Stormfather is downgraded to level zero for such a shameful act.

 

welcome to the battle of the sandwich. why do you think I refer to myself in the third person?

Nooooooooo, dang it I need my Stormfather to be op. I break the Lash on Me and I send a Lashing at @Through The Living Ketek and give @Through The Living Ketek the Mike Tyson Wall Combo. Stormfather gains all his 200,000 levels back and I run away with Syl since she still has the sandwich.

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

Kaldist chortles at the Stormfather's low level. 3,000? That's it? Kaladist is at level 76,892. what ACTUALLY happened was the Stormfather tried to parry, got yeeted quadrillions of miles away, and I gave you a fake sandwich, and @The_Shadow_Titan are across the universe from Kaldist, Ketek, and @Through The Living Ketek.

I must avenge Syl and Ivory

I Lash you to me and I give you the Mike Tyson wall combo and I take the sandwich. The Mike Tyson special upgraded Stormfather to level 200,000. Syl binds the sandwich to my spear and I Lash myself to Roshar.

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

Fortune? We'll see about that. With a crash of... two random cars in the air..... Kaladist and Ketek appear. Ketek blasts really good poetry in your mind, breaking your neural pathways. Kaladist x294 combat combos you and gains 766 style points and 465 experience levels. 

Unfortunately for you, the Stormfather parried all of those combos and countered them with his OWN attacks. Stormfather levels up to level 3,000. Syl attacks with Wind Lash and you go flying while dropping the sandwich which I pick up. I manage to fly away with the sandwich while you get combo attacked.

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

again?

Really?

By using yet another grammatical error, (a arm), Narroet is summoned, Syl and Ivory cease to exist, and Lys and Yrovi appear as Voidspren, who torture you.

I manage to find another honorspren who is fortunately the Stormfather, and I use him as a living Shardblade and I use all the Oaths to try and get Syl back which fortunately works. I continue to chase you through the highstorm to get the sandwich back.

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Once again breaking grammar, (u), Narroet is summoned. I get my leg back, you lose your arm, and due to a Chance Time, I get Syl.

Kaladist,

Ketek,

Hacim,

Erffoj,

and Narroet.

that's 5 now.

I use Ivory as a arm and I cut your leg off while I pledge the Oaths of the Knights Radiant and due to another Chance Time, I manage to get Syl back, and I continue to chase you down during the highstorm.

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

You misspelled "Fourth" so my next Avatar (the 5th one so far) is summoned, NARROET. he plunges into narrating your actions, makes you break your oaths, and leaves you sprenless.

All my avatars are summoned in different ways.

I say the First, Second, Third, and Fourth Oaths again and Syl comes back and I manage to kill your leg with Ivory as I chase u down in the highstorm

1 minute ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Sadly, you just tried to lash Hacim, my Cheese Shark Avatar. He, made of aluminium cheese, breaks Sylspear in half with his godly jaws, double-cheeses @The_Shadow_Titan, and flies away. I was already gone.

Noooooooooooooooooo, not Sylllllllllllllllll. I pull out Ivory and pledge the Forth Oath and Syl comes back and I Lash to chase u

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Hacim turns the air into aluminium-infused cheese. @The_Shadow_Titan is stuck and encased completely in cheese, and a Shardblade cannot cut him out.

Oh yeah and @Through The Living Ketek also steals the sandwich

I Lash the cheese to the sky and it flys to Neverland while I lash u to a rock and I spear the sandwich with my Sylspear and I Lash away into the high storm and fly away.