Stardust

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I dunno. I think this one is pretty good.

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1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me. 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me. 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

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*shrugs* I just thought we weren't doing it. I'm fine with it though. 40

Aaaaannnnddd here we go again.

Wait, when did we start only posting numbers? 38 STORM IT NINJA'D

WAIT I WANT TO READ IT TOO! (Not gonna lie, I was expecting that when I came back you guys would have killed me eight more times lol)

This is the thread in which I am murdered repeatedly, people are deciding whether they want to join the cult of the POTATO, KETCHUP, or another faction as we wage war, and the mighty POTATO is bonded with a archangel. You're welcome.

Yeah... Let's try to get to 200 now! 4

Who knows? 75 Edit; STORM IT!

I got ninja'd so many times... 71 AND I DID IT AGAIN!!! STORM IT

Real 68 STORM IT WHAT?! I FIXED IT DON'T WORRY

KEEP GOING GUYS WE GOT TO GET TO A HUNDRED Dang it ninja'd 60

You didn't this time! I might though! 56

You did. 54

Paraphernalia

YESSS WE GOT TO 50!!!!! 52

48 I don't... Maybe something medical, or an author, maybe. I'm still not sure. Edit: Dang it, ninja'd again.

Okay, here you go guys. 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me. 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me. 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

Oooo legal problems 45

Give me a bit, I'm doing homework.

Yay! Let's get to 40! 32 dang it... ninja'd