Stardust

9 Yes, that is what being ninja'd means

... I hear someone is vying for the top posting spot in this thread. *cough cough @Through The Living Grub cough cough* Well, I got killed twice while I was gone, so there's that. And yes, it seems I am the only who dies, no matter how hard other people try. oh yeah and I'M BACK!!!! YAY!!!! (yes I know that was a short time to be gone, but I don't care)

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Quadruple ninja'd 34 ( I think that's the right number)

Oop my bad I missed that. 29

Do what? 26

So apparently my deaths are super cool! SWEET! I know! It's so long... you guys just keep killing me.

*shivers in fear* 19

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See, @NerdSandwich, That is what will happen to you.

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Thank you! *doffs cap and bows*

3 No, you're good. He probably would have done that anyway, no matter what anyone said.

*sighs* You jinxed us. 1

That is the basis of this thread.

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Just wait. At some point someone will twist your words around so that you kill me. It will happen. I'm calling it.

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76 *looks up from reading book* Social life? What's that?

73 Ninja'd

*sighs* sure, why not. 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me. 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me. 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread

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1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me. 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me. 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"