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NerdSandwich

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  1. I PUT IT BACK ON AND PERMANENTLY SEVERE YOUR PINKY TOE.
  2. I am in the cognitive realm already and the sandwich you took was a decoy. I hiiiiide the saaaaaaaaaaaaaandwich.
  3. I know. I let you do it because I already raided the body.
  4. I hereby declare today, August 28, as Transuniversal Hit @ChipsAHoid With A Stick Day. *picks up stick* *whacks*
  5. Yes, but the sandwich was not in there. I took it out and place it in a compound where no one can enter, not even @Ashkaloda, which is also indestructible. I add anti-phasing, anti-cloning, anti-witchcraft, and anti-Investiture covering. People cannot use phasing, witchcraft, cloning, and/or Investiture to get in. It also belongs to me and is guarded by 20 Inquisitors, 20 Allomancers, 20 witches, and 20 Feruchemists. They are all immensely loyal to me and if they disobey a command, their own DNA will kill themselves.
  6. 2319. I'm am the grammarerer. I've of the better Eenglish. I Eenglish much. (steal @ChipsAHoid's catchphrase)
  7. Yes, No, and Maybe attack you for that and the rabbit accidentally shoots at you instead. Wyver said "I use my very magic powers to make the dragon's fire inescapable + intensely damaging and crippling. It will only hit Ashkaloda." The dragons fire cannot hit anyone but @Ashkaloda so it hits @Ashkaloda and prevents him from moving.
  8. The sad witch uses witchcraft to remove the sandwich from the compound where no one can enter, not even @Ashkaloda, which is also indestructible. She adds an anti-cloning, anti-witchcraft, and anti-Investiture covering. so that people cannot use witchcraft, cloning, and/or Investiture to get in.
  9. The sad witch uses witchcraft to put the sandwich in a compound where no one can enter, not even myself. It is also indestructible.
  10. I, seeing my flaw, have expected this and had created a decoy. I lock The Sandwich in a magical safe. This safe will only open if I say the password three times. I lock myself in a magical safe. The safe I am in will only open @ChipsAHoid says the password three times. My dad locks @ChipsAHoid in a magical safe. The safe @ChipsAHoid is in will only open if my dad says the password three times. My mom locks my dad in a magical safe. The safe my dad is in will only open if my mom says the password three times. My little sister locks my mom in a magical safe. The safe my mom is in will only open if she says the "ruby's red rainbows written on rulers" three times. We all have unlimited foods, as in our safes are Soulcasters that can convert carbon dioxide to oxygen and water as well as food. (Also good luck getting my sister to say "ruby's red rainbows written on rulers" three times, she can't pronounce her r's even though she got tongue surgery. All of the above are phase-proof and Investiture-proof.
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