ChipsAHoid

17 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Death hiring a referee to catch cheaters.

I call it curb stomping

Rhymes with Grug

10 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Peanuts coated in cyanide (works for both!)

“I call it a peanut allergy! Rhymes with-“

*flatline*

“I call it cheating death!”

”WHAT?!”

On 6/13/2026 at 1:58 AM, Ink and Embers said:

Poisoning pigeons in the park

Poisoning people in the park

20 hours ago, Deception said:

 

No, but I have one and mean to learn how to at some point

Describe your looks to me 

On 6/17/2026 at 11:01 PM, CadCom said:

I thought you were Jake from Stake farm

 

Why did you leave a banana peel on my doorstep?

He’s your son, we’ve been over this!

Speaking of, why’d you abandon him in a trash can it the first place?

“so....

Meth”

-@CoderDrag0n8

9 minutes ago, Factor said:

Also, might as well but this out that I've had for a while:

@ChipsAHoid is @NerdSandwich's older brother. Always. Sorry.

In spirit only

My older sister used to be active here actually @PianoSavant

My actual little sister isn’t old enough to join yet

10 minutes ago, Factor said:

@CoderDrag0n8, you are Kim Dokja and Kim Dokja is you. There's no way to change my mind.

…I do genuinely imagine u as Dokja it’s funny

On 6/18/2026 at 8:01 PM, Deception said:

 

School, hands down. Weird stuff happens there man.

Hey! Let me out of here! Where am I?

13 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

2859: Complete all of the following:

A. Create a list of ways to get people to avoid you like the plague

B. Neglect to list getting the plague until entry 2857

2867. …we actually listed it really early on (I think in the double digits even) that’s probably the most repeated of all ways

12 hours ago, CadCom said:

2860

Meticulously read through every prior comment until you find someone mention the plague to illustratethat it has been mentioned before

2868. Be too lazy to delete all the 10 seconds of work it took you to write it out

12 hours ago, CadCom said:

Be the type of person that does 2860

I mean I did it for funsies like a year ago and have kept up there’s some really good ones

10 hours ago, Keteᛕ said:

2864: Use white text

2865: Highlight responses to see if there is white text

2866: Do what is said on a list of dumb things

2869. 

23 hours ago, Deception said:

 

*hits philosophical pose*

Before one answers such a query, one must first ponder: what is “a human”, really?

I’m building you a house! Where do you want it?

2856. I would apologize but I’m not sorry

On 6/17/2026 at 11:06 AM, Deception said:

 

Replace my third kidney with a potato

For science

Thoughts about the recent senate debate?

On 6/13/2026 at 12:32 PM, Ink and Embers said:

 

Mid color ngl

Oh hey I found the coupons under your eviction notice

15 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

 

Symphony no. 40 in G minor by Mozart 

…We’re taking about the 1780’s right?

How many devices do you own?

3 hours ago, Deception said:

 

Remember to delete the content of the quotes box so people don’t see the original question

7 hours ago, Keteᛕ said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER 

LIVIN' ON A PRAAAAAAAAAYYYEER

(Music)

*cues rickroll*

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game, and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooh (Give you up)
Ooh-ooh (Give you up)
Ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
Give you up
Ooh-ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
Give you up

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game, and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

On 6/10/2026 at 12:16 AM, Deception said:

 

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/life

What’s a foreign tradition you want to adopt?

On 6/10/2026 at 11:57 AM, Ink and Embers said:

Well, it was raining really heavily, then it snowed, then I thought you'd be cold, then I went on eight gazilion and two sidequests, and now you have a dragon hot water bottle! You're welcome! I hope you don't mind a pile of ash for a bed! I hear it's quite soft. 

Why are you hiding under metal play equipment during a lightning storm?

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Any guesses as to what my friends and I were doing in the thunderstorm today?

 

Join us, you’ll be shocked at how fun it is

How many batteries have you licked in your life?

5 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I start a cult to resurrect Chips because I'm hyper, bored, and emotionally numb

Ty my goat

*begins to plot return*

1 minute ago, Deception said:

"Ladies and gentlemen, you're bald" - @ChipsAHoid

I had to ok?

Wish I were creative enough to have been the one to have said that

11 minutes ago, Deception said:

I swear some sharders really are not fully sane.

"I have a toe. It isn’t mine. Does anyone want it?" - @Through the Living Wrath

Wrath least of all you should know this

Dont even get me started on itirSp or any of the others

One of my best friends was sleeping in class while we were meant to be reading. It’s like dead silent and he randomly raises his head and says “ladies and gentlemen: you’re bald” and puts his head back down

with some people there never really in context to remove in the first place 

6 minutes ago, Verdance said:

No

You should, it’s fun!

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I use the White-out and you disappear.

Unfortunately, I’ve been erased. Now it’s all just a dream…

33 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

seems to have a... complex relationship with @ChipsAHoid

She only makes it complex bc she doesn’t accept I’m willing to be her friend

2 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Danke

Oh, sprechen Sie Deutsch?!

On 6/8/2026 at 8:20 PM, Through The Living Ketek said:

but I don't erase you... yet... I politely ask you to remove that first paragraph of your signature.

I politely decline. That’s non-negotiable 

13 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Yes yes please erasure

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For legal purposes, I'm kidding

I reluctantly steal the Sandwich and give it to @ChipsAHoid because I accidentally read the first line of his sig.
Storm it.

Heh. The one smart thing I ever did lol

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I cackle gleefully because I can't read sigs and snatch the Sandwich from Chips.

I am heartbroken and crumple to the floor, inconsolable 

22 hours ago, Deception said:

 

Watching somebody who is genuinely like Goliath level tall play basketball. People should not be allowed to be that tall

*hands history project*

Grandpa, how much of this do you remember from when you were a kid?