Lurthemir

Oh harmony, I hope not. I'm already way more "famous" than I have ever wanted to be. I don't know how to do this whole "people liking me and my stuff" sort of thing. I DON'T DESERVE FANS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK I'M COOL. I'M LAAAAAME.

 

*aggressively attempts to slink back into anonymity*

Feather, I don't understand why you have fans, but you aren't lame.

Well I'm out. *Summons a blue Shardblade and cuts through the wall*

I'll be on the other side. *Steps through makeshift doorway*

This is going to become a thing now isn't it? Next thing you know there'll be a new section in the forums dedicated to Feather praise.

This thread is sooooo derailed. I love it.

*Places bronze stud in earlobe* We're good. She's here.

Well that's inconvenient. *burns bronze* She's here.

We'll use the highstorm to cover our escape Panda. Quick saddle up the NYAN-cat!

Scary, isn't it?

*facepalm*

I will get out of here. It's just a matter of time.

The 17th Shard often questions him, just because they find him so interesting.

OH GAWD...this is going to hurt.

As for the Featherblades, they probably will make an anthem out of it.

No it's ok. Grab the pepper on the mess table over there. When I sneeze a highstorm starts. I'll invest off of that.

You and I can get out of this Panda. Give me some spheres and I'll soulcast an opening.

His sweat is the cure to the grinding coughs.

He gave Adonalsium "The Talk".

Somebody has a high opinion of themselves... And you aren't even human!

Heh, good point. You gave me an idea for another achievement though.

He once decided to try out becoming an awakened object but it didn't take.

I'm going to go sit in the corner and rock back and forth until I figure this out. Approach with caution. If you get too close you might not survive.

I never formally introduced myself.

So here goes:

He wrestled a chasmfiend... naked.

He hunts the Ghostbloods.

His Investiture has been known to affect Shards on other worlds, if only slightly.

He doesn't need to introduce himself in the first person.

He is the Most Interesting Man in the Cosmere.

I shall find a way out. I always do.

Never.

I will never be one of you. Even if it is like Marsh and Ruin, and I have no control over my emotions, I shall never be one of you.

Schade. Ich kann das nicht verstehen. Englisch ist besser als Deutsch für Kommunikation.

Seeing that the thread has been derailed, I'll leave and you can continue your Feather worship.

Panda, ich kann einbischen Deutsch sprechen. Du bist nicht allein.

Feather said she doesn't know German and that she is better at speaking French. Panda said his French sucks.

Yeah, it's French.

Depending on the number of people we get and their levels we could do anything from AC story to Teq. I don't really care what we do, it's the company we have that matters.

Did you have anything in mind?