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    HAH FELLOW WHIMSY FAN
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    *Burps* *Ominous BBQ-ish smell lingers* Ehm... That body has gone somewhere you aren't going to be able to access...
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    Heh... I escaped 15 minutes ago And I ate my straitjacket THEY CAN'T CAGE MEEEE FOR I AM HOPE Oh wait, scratch that. I AM THE SLOW DETERORATION OF SANITY AND YOUR WILL TO LIVE
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    Uhm... Don't know what you are talking about. *Whispers into phone* Is the TNT planted at the corpse? Blow it sky hiiiiiigh Distant kaboomy Yup, no idea what you're taking about it. Aaaaaaa nooooo I promise I'll pay to for the TNT aaaaaaa let go of me-
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    Hot darn. It's good. I kinda wish they had put this into LOTR or something, because I think it would really hit. Good song. In the playlist it goeeeees. Tell him I said this, in these specific words; "Mozzaresorella Guanchallinio e ay caramabanito el gancho" Muahahahaha Bonus points if you do so in an italian accent over spaghetti bolognaise, doing that weird italian stereotypical pinched-hand-wavy-thingamajigidabob.
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    That cannot be, I hid the body-- Uhm.. I mean, I do not know what you are talking about,
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    Ok, as long as we aren't going around stab-stab-stabbing in the name of the Heralds... without meeeeeeeeee
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    Hacker? Interesting... How much do you know?
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    A... Crusade? As in... the Christian Crusaders type Crusade....??
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    I have spoken my 4th Ideal.
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    *Strokes nonexistent beard* Hm... Wise question, this is. *Takes a bite out of a pine tree* *Cringeworthy crunching sounds* *blood leaks out of one side of my mouth*
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    Well said. As to you, my strongly opinioned friend, should probably avoid calling someone a fool. Two main reasons; First, You have, in all likeliness, insulted a sizable portion of the Shard. To name someone a Fool, is to be the Fool, for you consider yourself clever enough to impose a label which you clearly do not truly understand. Second, what is your point really? I've basically all of your posts consists of hating on stormlight and sanderson, only because you dislike Rythm of War. You can have your opinions, but if you consider sanderson to be such a bad writer, and stormlight to be such a bad series, I'd suggest going elsewhere. Man, you aren't conttributing anything other than a massively biased critique of sanderson; and I call it biased, because it is apparent you are judging from a single book in the series you disliked. You haven't even spoken about any of his other series, such as mistborn. I simply don't understand what is the point of you jumpng in here and doing what you are doing. Insulting a member(s, due to implication), and contirbuting nothing but sanderson-hate is, well, useless here. Again, you are entitled to your opinion. But have you considered letting others be entitled to theirs, instead to calling us fools for enjoying a series? PS to shard mods; I'm probably escalting the situation, so I apologise beforehand.
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    Hot darn. Nice job dudde.
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    Whimsy turns, startled, and accidnetally crashes into the starspren he was chasing. He is breifly knocked out, before coming too after about a minute (and when he rememberws that as a shard, he cannot be knocked out). He recognises Dominion, the cold and conniving weasel. HE says so out loud, proclaiming; "Why so serious, you lousy penhito? I do no harm, and starspren are hardly a culinary delicacy". He had, in fact, nibbled on several but he didn;t need to know that. "I simply wish to be here when the beautiful wave of detruction hits, for your system is closest. I am intruged as to how this shall unfold..." Whimsy grabs a passing starspren by the tail and attempts to stuff it into his incorporeal mouth.
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    *Slowly dying* My older sister is the same. She read the final empire, really liked it, got me into it. Then she got the rest of the mistborn series and I finishied the series by borrrowing it from her. ITS BEEN LIKE 2 YEaRS SINCE I FINISHED THE SERIES anD SHE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK, and SHE IS STILL ON THE STORIMING WELL OF aSCENSION aaaaaaaaaaaaHG
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    Whimsy watched with crossed-eyes as the star, so heavily invested, went supernova; an explosion of light, and colour, sending investiture traveling though the cosmere. a wave of destruction was coming, and nothing could prevent it (probably). The other shards protected their planets and systems, shielding their creations from the onslaught from Virtuosity, who had disappeared after the event. For a moment, Whimsy's eyes cleared and focussed. "It has begun," He whispered, a single tear tracing down his cheek. THen the Shard took hold of him once more, and he began singing "auld lang syne", which technically does not exist in the cosmere, at the top of his incorporeal lungs. Laughing and giggling uncontrollably, he zipped around the ROsharan system, bumpng into asteroids and occasionally peeking into the cognitive realms to try to eat starspren.
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    No one needs to know any language apart from Herdazian. and High Imperial, though that is technically a dialect. Wssing not of Wassing is.
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    I have named my cryptic "Richard Feynman" I think he likes it. *Furious humming intensifies in the background* "Gaaaaaaah no RIchard Feynman get off meeeeeeeeee"
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