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    Now you have Hot-dog spren converging on the base
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    Whimsy is floating around through the expanse of space, doing cartwheels when Invention manifest in front of him. "Yaaaaaaaaarg" He yelps in shock, pinwheeling his arms around as he careens out of the way and crashes into an asteroid, which subsequently implodes due to the accidental infusion of investiture. Whimsy recovers the miniscule amount of dignity he has left, and his ADHD mind struggles to focus enough to remember why a shard was meeting him. Oooooh wait, He remembers with a jolt. I asked to meet. Now I- ooo a spren. He spends a good 20 minutes chasing after it. Invention is lookng thoroughly irritated at this point. Whimsy eventually remebers the point of the meeting and settles down, clutching the wriggling spren in his incorpoeal palms. "I think, " Whimsy says in a voice that sounds like mickey mouse inhaled enough helium to asphyxiate him, "that diplomacy might be the best thng to try first. At the moment, most of the *burp* shards, includng you i think, are already bound to a star system. Few of us are fee to roam the cosmere, I think. But we can still confer *flateulent shardlike noise* with each other relatively easily. Let us try to convince Virtousity of the folly in his actions. If not... a shard-clashing may be necessary. YODELEYOOOOO"
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    .... oof. will he be able to move the black hole???
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    Valor's plea echoes across the vast expanse of space and ricochets against Whimsy's conciousness with a reverberating DOOOOONG sound. This halts him in his tracks and sends him briefly pinwheeling through space and bumping into asteroids as he considered the message. Oh shoot. This actually requires some attention. He thought, his ADHD mind struggling to focus. This is not good. A sentient black hole, infused with investiture? That could consume star systems even faster than I eat all the burritos at Taco Bell, which doesn't exist in this universe! He clears his throat, causing a nearby asteroid to implode by accident. Then he begins to yodel, broadcasting to the shards across the cosmere. "yololayheehoooo I REACH OUT NOW TO MY FELLOW SHARDS layheehoooolaaayheehoooolayheehee WE HAVE GONE OUR SEPERATE WAYS yololayheeheehoooolaaaayheehoooolaaaaaay BUT THE THREAT THAT yolayheeyayolayhooolaaay VIRTUOSITY POSES UPON THE COSMERE ITSELF CANNOT BE IGNORED heeyayololaa NOT PACT OF ISOLATION HAS YET BEEN MADE SO I INVITE YOU ALL TO A MEETING AT MY CURRENT LOCATION, WHEREVER I AM BECAUSE I HAVE FORGOTTEN. REPLY SWIFTLY; VIRTUOSITY GETS CLOSER TO SUPERNOVA AS WE SPEAK. aayyololayheehoooolayheehoo I AM WHIMSY, AND YET EVEN I REALISE THAT VIRTOUSITY IS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING VERY VERY UNCOOL oolaaayheehoooolayheehee yololayheeeehoooolaaaayheehoooolaaaaaayyolayheeyayolayhooolaaayheeyayololaaaay
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    I am not planning to settle, I just want to stop by and... do stuff. Nothing happens if a shard doesn't settle, right?
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    When Virtuosity blows up the star, Whimsy swivels his incorporeal head around to look; the colours are beautiful, and already he can see nebulae forming from the remains of the star. He smiles, looking for once not like a deranged Willy Wonka, instead appearing serene. At peace. Then he is back to looking like Wonka. He circles around the cosmere, sending out a message each time to the shards. The same one each time. "Kookei???????"
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    Whimsy stands there for a moment, in silence. Then for a moment longer. He stands there for a full 3 and a half hours. He has inadvertantly fallen asleep, somehow, hhe has found a way to sleep in shardic form. He wakes up with a snap. "Blurgh, ugh, wahat? Its fine, I've decided that I don't like chicken nuggets. Too nuggety. He disappears out of the cognitive realm with a very rude sounding and flateulent noise, before sending his concoisness through the expanse of space, searching for a suitable planet.
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    ... A gremlen... with a nuke???? You successfully obliterate the entire area and kill everyone. Then, everyone subsequently reapparin the cognitve realm as cognitive shadows (dont ask how) including the Plot Armor Stronghold. Battle continues.
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    You, Lord Tunabrain, starre our from the battlements, wielding the Blade of AntiHotdogs. You spot they Hot Dog Guys making camp, surrounding the walls. They set up equipment including Hot Dog Missiles, Flaming Chilli Dog Trebuchets, and 3 day old stale Hot Dog Battering Rams.
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    An army of hot-dog guys approaches. They seek the legendary mustard of manevolence, hidden in the OEHDS stronghold known as the Plot Armor. They surround the stronghold, peparing for siege.
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    I, being whimsy, attempt to pass and ignore dominion; then I leap away with an "oweeeoweeeoweeee"; Our powers, as shards, are evenly matched; any attempt for combat could end us both. I turn my eyes back towards Dominion; I see the shard, behind that wall of power and intent; a black, barely corporeal figure, a conciousess. I call out, enhancing my voice so it boomed equally impressively. "Ho, Shard Dominion. I arrived in the Rosharan Subastral for a single purpose; for as I looked out across the cosmere, in my limitless shardic wisdom and power, I discovered something... intrigueing. I turned my gaze to each planet in turn, calculating. Processing. First, I discoveed of a culinary delicacy known as the Chicken Nugget, said to be food worthy for an incorporeal shard. And, in order to create this Chicken Nugget of shardic legend, you need a legendary semi avian creature... a noble fowl. Known as the chicken. And, Roshar, accorsing to my calculations, is most likely to evolve these Chickens." Whimsy pauses, in thought for a moment. "So yeah, uhm... I was hoping to just stay in your subastral until Chickens evolve, then I can be on my way"
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    I know he was thwere during the shattering... and somehow still alive in mistborn and stormlight.... so yes. Kelsier is up there in my favorites, buuuuuuut I had to choose hoid and marsh over him.
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    Sudowoodoo emerges out of the glowing pool of Whimsy... mostly the same personality wise. He looks at the power, the investiture flowing through his now incorporeal body, and immediatly gets a bit distracted making mini explosions (fortuneatly the other shards have left), causing even more destruction. He notices the planet crumbling around him. He twirls around in a messy pirouette, and sends his concoiusness into the cognitive realm, or shadesmar, traversing into the ROsharan subastral. He immediatly tries to eat a rock.
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    To be honest I am a bit disturbed I can find a picture like that Thats the internet for you ig
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