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My memory is so bad, I could probably forget that the end of the universe happened IRL.

Forgot about that...

Ooh ooh! Yes please! Here! Have an unusually large and intimidating knife!

RIP @Ink and Embers Heh. *Rips Star into thirds*

*rips the universe apart for fun*

BRICK. And murder. Lots of murder. I like murdering people, can I have a turn?

*dies* Ketek's prophecy must be fulfilled. I doubt there's anything you can do, it's kind of just a time thing. I'll figure out how to continue eventually

No, its there now The text color isn't required

It failed. I'm bored. And I have both writers and artists block

Huh. Where have I heard that before? I guess it's the cult creed now. Authority is wonderful when it's a cult that requires little to no responsibility

With that over with, I'll now decay into nothingness.

The brick is love. The brick is life. The brick may or may not have a knife

No, it's a normal brick, not a holy brick. It does nothing

@GG0z wanted this to exist, so here it is! This is the cult of the completely normal, but slightly damaged brick! To join: Put Brick, kcrib, or some other combination of the letters b, r, i, c, or k in your signature. EDIT: If you don't want to do this, suggest an alternative, because I've got no other ideas ALL HAIL THE BRICK! Cult meetings will happen on every Thursday, lasting the entire day. There is no purpose to these meetings, and they are not required.

Even if I wanted to start a 17th Shard cult, I'm burnt out... I created too many cults too fast. Unless we want to start a cult around a completely normal and slightly damaged brick?

I just offered you a Godly Fish, and that's tame for me. Let's see... I once started a cult in my basement to stop my sister from stealing my door, and it had full on rituals, dances, a theme song (of sorts), and was downright concerning.

I've just been kinda ignoring the cults. It's unlike me, but at the same time, I have a habit of starting/joining too many...

One of the most generic questions people asked authors is "how did you get your ideas?" I want to try and answer those questions before anybody will have the chance to ask me that, because I want to be asked more interesting questions about my worlds. So, how did I come up with Emerald of the Shattered Skies? It's... hard to say all of it, but it started as a self insert story, believe it or not. This version of the story was about me working alongside my pet bird to try and save the main city from falling from the sky. Somehow, that plot was never bad enough for me to completely scrap it. Anyway, I eventually removed me from the story, and only kept my pet birds. Oh yeah, never mentioned that. I've had four pet birds. Sky, Snow, Porter, three parakeets, and Emerald, a green cheek Conure. It was a while before I made them human characters, and until recently, all of them had the power to shift into their bird forms. (A power only kept by Sky, as of draft 2, and actually originating as my powers in the first version of the story.) There's also a whole story behind Flix, who started out as a character for a completely different story, with the ability to turn into a phoenix. IDK. I'm just infodumping some of the origins of my ideas. Hope somebody finds them interesting. Feel free to ask questions!

*undies thanks to Death/Death*

Mmm... Yummy! *Dies*

My brain is officially broken. I interpreted that strangely. But anyway... Anybody want to drink me? *Shudders, that feels wrong for some reason* Now for the actual answer... What kind of drink?

Interesting... Maybe I'll let the lead poisoning from like... page 10 catch up to me Edit: I've checked, it was page 9.

*kills Star* Honestly, it might be me pretty often...

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