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Doomslug the Arcane

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  1. I delightfully roll around in cash, the bank robbery having been very successful Oh also my cake trees from like 100 pages ago are ripe so idk if there's a war or smth but like yeah
  2. W-What just happened...?
  3. 1052. If you heat up pigs blood it turns into a jelly tofu like substance that my mom says tastes really good.
  4. Defunding the police sry for bring up politics, couldn't think of anything else
  5. *SUPER DUPER SLEEPLESS SUPRISE!!* I jump at Spirit, throwing confetti everywhere, and dumping pizza grease on him at the same time
  6. Granted, you now have a Talking, Animatronic, Cat of Orthodontics I wish for my damaged saves to be repaired
  7. Wax or Wayne (One of them dies)
  8. Ooo! I'm in too!! I summon my mighty shardstick and help Glass rob a bank
  9. Confusing speech about how time travel messes up timelines and blah blah blah it somehow leads to the end of the universe
  10. Huuuuhhhhhh 1045. *annoying braggy voice* I can do CURSIVE
  11. Granted, it's always stuck on 1% though, so it's perpetually on the most annoying battery-saver mode ever, so you can't even do anything cool. I wis for people to respond to my emails faster.
  12. October 1(it's not out yet)
  13. I gratefully accept the compass. It only works for me because it was made with my hair. idk, I mean, sleep if you want, but that's just time other people are using to steal the sandwich. Wait I lost track, did you use the hair to make compasses? Or am I just delusional
  14. .... Uh Idk I don't fight often with my friends But that sounds like it sucks Just give it time I guess?
  15. *your and *its Granted. You and @I Am A Fish are now friends I wish everyone would use correct grammer
  16. Welcome, you are the official second member! What title do you want? And here's a frying pan
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