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Just-A-Stick

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  1. Therapist: What do we do when we are sad?

    Me: Add to cart?

    Therapist: No.

     

    I don't struggle with depression.
    Like, at this point I have it down.
    I'm good at depression.

     

    *feels myself disassociating and staring off into space*
    *shifts my eyes to try and snap out of it*
    *starts staring into space in the new direction*

     

    Me: I'm depressed.
    Therapist: They're depressed.
    Doctor: They're depressed. 
    My parents: Are they, though?

     

    Spoiler

    GUYS!!!! WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I'M DEPRESSED LOOKING AT MENTAL HEALTH MEMES MAKES EVERYTHING SO MUCH BETTER?! 😮 

     

    1. kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      these are absolute gold 😂😂😂

  2. "Hmm... why's that?"
  3. "Bad Coothy Tow!!!" Pete screams.
  4. "Can you tell me about it?"
  5. "Hmmm..." She writes a few more notes. "Do you have any experience with post-traumatic stress disorder?" She asks
  6. "Opsisious?!" He gasps and runs away to hide behind Rachel. @Part Of The Narrative
  7. Pete retracted his hand. "Are you the evil?" He cocked his head to the side. "Bad?"
  8. Sorry, I just quote Draco Malfoy sometimes I'm strange
  9. "Hmm... do you have family?"
  10. "Names Seet the Pickman! No... no, that's not right... Pete the Stick man!" He grinned and stuck out one of his socked hands for a shake.
  11. "But no one other than me?"
  12. "Squeeblins?" He scratched his head. "TOOTHY COOOOWWWWW!!!" He bellowed, running and hiding behind Ari.
  13. *gasp* MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS-
  14. "Hmm... have you seen a doctor, or talked to anyone else about this?"
  15. HIIIIIIII Y'ALL ARE BLOODY MENTAL! BUT THAT'S FINE TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE I GUESS
  16. "MhmmmHMmmJMHMHMMHH!!!" He grinned. "Theen any saps? Seen any thwaps?!" He shouted, doing a backflip and landing on his feet.
  17. "W-when does it teed noo?" He asked, cocking his head
  18. He dropped his hands to his sides. "B-bad?" He whispered.
  19. "Nhy wot? W-why not?"
  20. "Fo sun! So fun! La dee la le daaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" He sang, waving his socked hands in the air.
  21. "Chite the quaracter!!" He shouted, cartwheeling over to Ari.
  22. "Whoopsy! Oopsy-doopsy!!" He whispered very loudly, spittle flying from his lips.
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