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Through the Living Elan

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  1. He flicks a card at her in retaliation. He flicks a card at her too.
  2. I'm joking! It's just really spicy. He'll be completely fine and intact.
  3. Elan glared. "Fine. No poker. Be that way, jerk." He sits on the floor cross legged and starts playing solitaire, occasionally giving Felicity angry looks because he feels like it.
  4. ... Elan doesn't stop. It'll be fine. If he explodes, I can just get a mop and use black magic to revive him.
  5. "Ugh. Anyone wanna play poker? We can bet our souls and firstborn children, and whoever wins gets our eternal servitude."
  6. After a few minutes Elan shows up again from the other direction, having walked a full circle, still talking. He runs into Aela physically, and finally shuts up. "Oh. Hey. Didn't notice you get ahead of me." He says, looking up (He's shorter than her). "So, where is this guide? I'm bored. Are you bored? I don't really care actually. But I'm so boooooored."
  7. Elan frowns, and hands him a Carolina reaper. Exposure therapy for the win.
  8. "Oh! Cool. I do that all the time! Like there was this one time..." Elan starts walking along, sorta just expecting them to follow, elaborating on his story in immense, unnecessary detail. He doesn't even notice whether or not they follow. He is completely oblivious
  9. I don't know. Maybe 13? Don't recall his birthday. He's being annoying. Teenagers. Ugh. Want some relish?
  10. Elan looked at the floor disappointed. "I'm gonna follow you. Maybe this flame dude will be more fun than you guys. And the corn. And that corpse I played cards with a couple days ago."
  11. Sane, most of the time. But you gotta remember I got people of all ages living in my head, and a 14-year-old is particularly active right now.
  12. "Alright. Then sacrifice the corn to him to wake him up. I know that seeing a cornfield burn really worked to wake me up in the morning pretty well, though at a certain point I ran out."
  13. "Huh. Cryptic. It's be funner to just light this cornfield on fire, so the flame won't be resting anymore. I think they make good kindling." He looks at the nearest cornstalk inquisitively.
  14. "People eat it a lot in the modern era." Elan hands him some sauerkraut and a bottle of vintage horseradish sauce to wash it down.
  15. "Fun. What's up north? Sounds boring." Elan nodded, looking around and the corn and not in her eyes. "Yep, you could." He doesn't seem to even understand that she's actually asking him.
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