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Guys…

Today was actually hilarious. One of my close friends goes on a rant about how movies are better than books, the hunger games sucks, the Wingfeather saga is derpy, and how much she hates books. (Basically insulting everything I love) 

And then I look her dead in the eye and go: Adding that to the list. 

Her: What list?

Me: *pulls up blank google doc* The “101 reasons we hate [name] list”

The best part about this is my whole friend group helped me put stuff down. It’s been one day and we are at 51. Now you might be saying: “Panda! That’s so mean?!” Well A. She loved the idea and B. It’s so funny. Here are some of the things on the list. (Some are quotes of hers)

1. “The metric system sucks. They should switch to feet and inches.”

2. Chucking a fly swatter at me in class.

3. “JuSt gOtTa WaTeR tHE CaCtUs YoU kNOw-“ *proceeds to dump entire water bottle on the desk*

4. She thought blue raspberries were real.

5. Gets lost in bed bath and beyond

6. *Random sheep noises in the background* 

7. Tried to break the game of life board 

8. Always gets attacked by lantern flies 

9. Has the weirdest stories about drive through at night

10. Walked out of the house in the middle of the night right after there was an AMBER FREAKING ALERT-

11. Spraying me with a hose. 
     

12. “Hot dogs are literally sausage.”

She helped create it. XD, so funny.