TheGreatSnail

Me this morning: *waddles up to @InfiniteInsanityand@The Bookwyrmwith a lollipop in hand* "We're goin' to HomeDepot!"

*silently sits in phylum Mollusca*

I don't know how to feel about me being mentioned in this

Seasoningsssss I love my seasonings

squIWRelllllssss

- me this morning

On 4/18/2023 at 1:42 PM, Wittles of Shinovar said:

APPEASE THE SNAIL -me

YESSSS GIVE ME ALL OF THE TREATS AND SHINYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, leave my little floof alone 

I don't have floof, it's a little swirly

@The Bookwyrm

You should read sugar... I mean skyward!! @The Bookwyrm

"Grandma playground terrorism should be a thing" @Ranryu

On 5/5/2023 at 4:59 PM, Szeth's Facepalm said:

i found this saved in my computer and i don't remember where i got it but i almost fell over laughing at it because it's so absurd

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Anyway it reminded me that I should re-read all the pjo books cause it took me a moment to remember who everyone was. also i totally forgot about the sun and the star till like half an hour ago and it turns out its release date was three days ago!!! anyway i will be reading that and rereading all the other pjo books soon

this is glorious!  I just finished it and it's a masterpiece

"I'm not holding your food for you, again" @The Last Fæ (directed at @shortcake)

"Abuelas del Caribe!!!" - @Ranryu & Me

2 minutes ago, Quirksliver said:

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Wow that was unexpected

2 hands, and if you don't want a ton of blood on you (it's sticky), by the hair (near the scalp)

one of the cutest ones I've seen ever!!!

934/100

3 hours ago, shortcake said:

s- snail-

i- uh- i think they meant like, "sandwich"-

Yeah I realized that right after I posted 

3 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

I have become a wich! I am devoid of sand and yet still a wich!! - @Morningtide

I don't even know the context for this one lol

ExuSE Me itS WiTCh nOt wIcH

gosh i'm hilarious

12 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

 

@InfiniteInsanityThis is atrocious

"this will be one of the most important decisions of your life."

@The Last Fæ"I've been told this before, my answer was velociraptor"

5 hours ago, The Last Fæ said:

I may know myself *ahem* I am a demi pan or omni genderfluid who likes to identify as nonbinary.

so many i's 

you gots the assorted beany and no beany at the same time!

6 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said:

You have no say in your crime:
"Some children die" - Person talking about MacBeth
"That's a big oof on their part" - @TheGreatSnail

YOU"LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

Just now, Wittles of Shinovar said:

My friend: we need to put a marshmallow in the syringe

My other friend: Marshmallow abuse?

*gasp!* Blasphemy!!!!!!

1 hour ago, The Last Fæ said:

They have no say in the matter, I cannot handle the crime that I will be left out of.

bruh

1 hour ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

"Do you ever feel, Like a plastic bag, Drifting through the wind, Going to kill a man." - @TheGreatSnail or at least that's what I heard her say

i said WANTING to kill a man but going is good too

"CHICKEN FREE GLUTEN NUGGETS!!!!!!" - me and others

Polar bears aren't republicans!... and penguins aren’t republicans either - my mom

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

Where can I buy glittery gay juice? I would like to inhale some on purpose.

you just put a ton of glitter into a cauldron and throw in some fruit and let it sit for 59 days then your good

4 minutes ago, Cruciatus_heart said:

Im just 

A girl 

 With red highlights 

Who reads far too much Drarry and Tomarry

(Yes i ship tom riddle and harry potter) (sue me)

i might if i knew how, i dont really see the chemestry, look i love me some good enemies to lovers, but that's a lil much tbh 

9 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Yes, Snail, there are some for you as well. And I know that gluten doesn't stop you anways

YAYYYYYYYYYY