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Driving through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go, sliding all the way
I need new piston rings, I need some new snow tires
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater broke, the door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it’s okay
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet
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*me drinking apple cider, which only has apples on the ingredients list*
Hm, this is super delicious! It’s nice and refreshing, and tastes just like an apple, and it’s healthy!
*me eating dried apples, which only have apples on the ingredients list*
*wrinkles nose and mouth*
Ew yucky
Brain: wut
It tastes like angry
Brain: it’s the same thing
MAKE THE APPLE WET
