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Ookla de los Cuervos

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  1. "Yes, money is a WEIRD commodity, alright?"
  2. "you want me to do the dangerous stuff? its not like i would die from it. i have good enough reflexes. just tell me what to do. also, i can hear the other guy. my hearing has been cyber-genetically advanced."
  3. 898. be obsessed with Kaguya sama: love is war. 898. be obsessed with Kaguya sama: love is war.
  4. oh yeah, im back. after a long summer, im back and ready to cause EVEN MORE CHAOS

    1. Mags

      Mags

      YAYAYAYYAAY WELCOME BACK BRO

  5. hello!

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    2. Ookla de los Cuervos

      Ookla de los Cuervos

      go check the cosmere hg. i have introduced sweets

    3. Mags

      Mags

      I will in a few hours, I'm busy at school rn

    4. Ookla de los Cuervos
  6. Ryn shall never die so long as he lives in the hearts of men! *runs off*
  7. "Do i look like i needed a suit to protect me? i mean, i havent died even after a good 10 years."
  8. Richard sits in a corner and cries. "Why must we have ridiculous courtrooms like this..."
  9. "Commit genocide" he hands it over, flipping it so it was handed hilt first. "killed my mother for being too pretty. killed each other for fun. paid me to do it..."
  10. "Can i at least kick the buckets of a good hundred and fifty men before you do? they are the current root of the problem and they would end up exploiting the whole system. they need to die."
  11. "hells paradise is how i would describe it."
  12. "ya, makes a bit more sense. alright, we gonna set the kiddos free or WHA?"
  13. "Damn. would be nice, but then again, if it breaks, ill have to go back to hanging men up by their toes then whacking them around til they stop breathing."
  14. "Well damn, i must be losing my memory. the drink is working, just not in the way i want" and she starts giggling.
  15. she looks taken aback. "Since when ya got kids?"
  16. "why d'ya think i drink, missy?"
  17. "my question for you is how you arent overpopulated!"
  18. "wait, your saying nobody kills each other?"
  19. "I kill for a living, not to eat. theres a difference," he mutters.
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