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Bird Furious

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  1. Oh my chasms how did u know??? TPBM has a silent character who narrates anyway :3
  2. False. TPBM is going to do her turn -_^
  3. wtc is this thread it doesn't say single Pringles but I cant think of any other rhymes
  4. *steals sponge and hides in military bunker that came from nowhere*
  5. YES KILL THE SPONGE. I WONT LET MY OWN CREATION BE USED AGAINST ME
  6. go home and eat food
  7. well scud u go eat brekfest
  8. ooooh banana be proud of me I ate breakfast today
  9. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve used to get out of prison? Twelve days.
  10. She stepped closer and took his hand. “Not useless,” she assured him.
  11. Beosta would have yelled at him, but she was kind of getting shredded.
  12. OHHHH thanks im dumb The beast was quite glad to heal. Actually, it swelled up to maybe three times its previous size, now dwarfing all of them. ”The beast was crushed by the ceiling caving in,” Beosta said. But the beast just shook the majority of the rocks off and jumped at her. Frik. He’s big, was all Beosta had time to think before the beast’s claws ripped into her. Eyyy me too what a coinkydink! Bacon don’t just heal her all the way I want her to be sad for a bit sad and bloody :3
  13. Wtc does this mean Beosta stepped back and hastily wiped her blades on her cloak.
  14. She gave him a thumbs up and grinned. “Yeah.”
  15. “Oh, right. This place is susceptible to narration. Don’t talk in front of the locals. Makes them skittish.” Beosta paused, then knelt and whispered something to the ground. She stood up a second later, something that resembled a handful of diamonds vanishing into a pocket of her cloak. “Shoe, you good?”
  16. Beosta ignored the bard and pressed the button, making all the blades zoom from the body back to her. “No. Would you heal Shoe, please? Oh, and I scratched myself.” She tried not to look at the blood, it made her feel all cold inside.
  17. Beosta, unfazed for the moment, shot every single one of her blades into the creature’s body. It may have been unnecessary, though— the reptile heaved itself to its feet, staggered, and dropped to the ground again.
  18. *many you’re welcome*
  19. The monster growled and wrenched its tail away. The tail seemed bent and broken, but he didn’t care. Was he bigger than before? No way had he always been six feet tall— long, really. The monster lounged at Shoe, scoring a large gash across his shoulder and chest before Beosta hurled half the wall at the creature. Snarling, he slithered out and pounced on Beosta.
  20. *casually murders* sponge not Vyz
  21. Beosta shrugged. "I don't k-" The sphere erupted. The boy fell to the ground, green reptilian skin rippling. Was he bigger? He looked bigger. He dodged the stone spear Beosta narrated out of the wall and slithered around her toward Shoe, faster than Beosta had planned for.
  22. The boy jumped at him, but Beosta yelled something, encasing him in a ball of dirt. She rushed over to Shoe, staying between him and the boy’s prison. “You good?”
  23. You're quite welcome.
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