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  1. Bird Furious
    “It’s true, dear.” Awwwww I shippppp :3 ”I have nothing wrong with boring voices,” she dismissed. “I suppose I could lend him to you now and then.”
  2. Bird Furious
    “Don’t think like that,” Lady Bug chided. “It was the bug’s fault; I’m positive.”
  3. Bird Furious
    Lady Bug wrinkled her nose. “Now that’s an insult to bugs everywhere. Idiot bug.”
  4. Bird Furious
    She conjured a plate of delightful lettuce. She chuckled. “It would be. But it’s hitting you now, don’t worry.” “Yes! Even if they’re not strictly bugs.” “It is! However did you know?”
  5. Bird Furious
    “I have a pet Diamond eating spider,” she bragged. “His name is Nummy.”
  6. Bird Furious
    “Adorable.” She touched her nose to his. “Hiiiiii.”
  7. Bird Furious
    “Yes!” She snatched away the lil rabbit and gave Lettuce many little cuddles.
  8. Bird Furious
    “Aww.” … really, Kajsa?
  9. Bird Furious
    “Like insult my impeccable fashion sense! Leave my hair alone, though.”
  10. Bird Furious
    “Don’t be so shy. Do something unexpected!” She tossed glitter into the air.
  11. Bird Furious
    “Hellooooo!” She shook her hand vigorously, frowned when it didn’t work, made her hand a ghost, and did it again. “I am Lady Bug the Second! I’m also dancing with Bacon so the moment. Isn’t that something?”
  12. Bird Furious
    Lady Bug appeared in front of her. “Oooh,” she breathed. “Being alive is quite exhilarating! Good day, dear.”
  13. Bird Furious
    That sounds awesome. I want TLT dreams.
  14. Bird Furious
    She shrugged. “It feels like a Shoe thing to do, you know? Swallow almost a whole glass of bourbon and then act completely normal.”
  15. Bird Furious
    She grinned. “Honestly, I’d be disappointed but not shocked if you just acted normal.” Night glassy glassy glass glass
  16. Bird Furious
    She grinned. “The regret will be gone before you know it. It’ll be nothing but a memory tomorrow.”
  17. Bird Furious
    “Headaches already? You gotta build up a tolerance, my man.”
  18. Bird Furious
    “Aww,” she simpered. “That’s too bad. Have another one.” She pushed another glass toward him. “Just wait. It gets better.”
  19. Bird Furious
    “Cuz I’m bored. And cuz you wouldn’t let me drink it and I didn’t want it to go to waste.”
  20. Bird Furious
    “I got the strongest thing on the menu. I’m waiting for it to hit your system.”
  21. Bird Furious
    Night!
  22. Bird Furious
    She let go. “Yes. Very.” Buuuuut… also no. Plopping back onto her bar stool, she leaned her chin on her hand and watched him.
  23. Bird Furious
    “One. Zero.” She grabbed his arms, hauled him off the seat, and started dragging him.
  24. Bird Furious
    I could never get the lyrics to that part my mind is confuuuuused *does trapeze more*
  25. Bird Furious
    “Threeeeeee. Twooooooo.” Then she started internally panicking. Cuz if he didn’t drink her bourbon, she was actually gonna hafta kiss him. And that would confuse everything… Well, crap.
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