Aww... Thing is, I would probably find a way to become allergic to it, and also I can't even live my life responsibly, let alone a small bird as well.
TPBM has lots of testing to do.
I don't have a vengeance against it, but I struggle to find good brands of gum that don't lose their flavor in 5 seconds. Also if a trashcan is unavailable, they're hard to dispose of.
TPBM doesn't play many video games.