Szeth's Facepalm

Actually, i like being punchy punchy stabby stabby to much. Never mind.

*sighs* fine! But you'd better let me get chouta after this.

*szeth sits reluctantly and talks to lift on backup phone*

*grumbles* fine. I am choosing not to kill you all right now.

I said owwweess, ghostie. And give me another phone to talk to lift on or i destroy you all in an instant.

*looks up from phonecall* Oh, that one's named Bob. The moment i heard where we were going i called Todium, and since he owes me because i made him a sandwich (and also all that oathstone biz), he told me all about the insurance company.

@Boomerang Guy coooome baaaaaaaaaaaaack TPBM misses Boomerang Guy

*follows reluctantly while still talking to lift on the phone (how did we get this technology?)*

*sniffles* *calls lift* Hey lift, kelsier is being mean to me!

*snatches sack and runs off* THANKS! I'M OFF TO GET SOME CHOUTA AND AND GO CLOTHES SHOPPING, SEE YA IN A BIT! BYEEEEEEE

Ohhhh, i see. Uhh, since when do shards run insurance companies? You know what, i don't care. I was serious about the Investiture though, got any?

Yeah, but it's still using a sharder...

HEY! I can walk, you know, no need to treat me like a sack of potatoes. *brandishes nightblood* oh, btw, i'm gonna need some Investiture to protect you guys. Got any, like, breaths or stormlight or something? Oh, and why will i need to protect you from an insurance company? *looks around* *sees insurance company is run by Odium’s minions* Ok, why did we choose this particular insurance company? It's literally called "Odious Insurance."

French onion! Mmmm i'm hungry now

FINE! where are we going anyway?

*gasps* i will not be treated this way! *decks Thaidakar and storms off* I'm not coming back till you apologize!

*grumbles* Fine, as long as I can slap Nameless again. *slaps Nameless* Alright, where are we going? Also, what cool stuff do i get?

Look very closely at your good morning thing.

•_• No. *slaps Nameless repeatedly and leaves for the Rose Empire with nightblood*

Uhh, no? *slaps Nameless and takes nightblood back*

"Learn thai from a white guy"

What ;-;

Cool, but as always the cut off edges make me anxious 7.570e84783nrif8du77478888/10

LOL Wayne is.......... so special But also pretty much my favorite cosmere character But yeah i guess he's a little inappropriate. Actually way more than a little. Lmao.