Voidspawn

Granted. The slice of cheese Awakens and eats you from the inside out.

I wish for the people around me to be smart for the first time in their lives. (For context, I'm playing D&D with a bunch of 6th graders right now.)

Are you talking about the audience breaking the fourth wall? Thaidakar was the one who brought that up.

@EmulatonStromenkiin had no power to control TLT with a mere 54 reputation. Void vetoed the command and brought his army back.

But it was all under control, as Void's audience rounded Moni up and KILLED Moni.

AdoKho said, "Your Mom Daddio."

C3ph@ndr1u5 wanted in on the action, and declared himself Thaidakar's dinner plate.

Void blinked, and the audience did alongside him in unison. They all echoed, "Are you talking to me?"

Void took control of the audience. 

Thaidakar fell under Void's control.

Thaidakar was the monster.

But it was Thaidakar who exploded.

But the relief didn't last, as Navani snuck up and trapped him in a gemstone.

But he was in the wrong adventure, and he accidentally stumbled upon TLPW as he ate that Elephant Earwax.

When I open it up, it's in Commenting Mode... should we give suggestions there or just treat it like a view only?

Are you saying cheese isn't real food? I'm going with real food. Cheese should be included.

WYR type in white or black?

6 hours ago, Maddie The Succulent said:

what’s your guy’s favorite DreamWorks movie?

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie.

What's your favorite Netflix TV show?

That big, fancy artist's place? I don't know what he was called... (Still from the Emperor's Soul)

Taravangian?

You...uh... are very good at somehow reviving yourself on TLT! That counts as a compliment, right?

Depends on the toppings.

TPBM is currently committing identity theft.

"FOR GONDOR!"

When Hoid breaks the fourth wall and the Cosmere characters go to war with Middle Earth.

Because, well, who isn't?

2 minutes ago, Primeval Chaos said:

1. This place has a lot of paintings

2. A semi-major character spends a lot of time here

3. This place has been robbed

The Rose Palace, I think it's called?

(Emperor's Soul)

3 hours ago, Nameless said:

Oathbringer. It's shorter.

Less words, more pages (1232 vs. 1230)

Closest friends. How can anyone live without Sanderson's books?

WYR know the entire history of the Cosmere and the Cytoverse or know the meaning of life?

What are your favorite sandwich toppings? 

"OW!"

Granted. You get a second sack of cheese, too.

I wish to be Brandon Sanderson.