The rules for this game are really simple. We are telling a story. Every other person says "fortunately..." or "unfortunately..." at the beginning of their addition. I start with something that provides the basis of the story. Here is an example:
Person 1: Once upon a time there was a horse.
Person 2: Fortunately, the horse was free.
Person 3: Unfortunately, he was soon captured.
etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. It must alternate fortunately/unfortunately!
So, I will now start! I decided to make it Cosmere-related, but that will probably change pretty quickly.
Once there was a worldhopper named Hoid.