I Am A Fish

Granted you now know everything a.k.a. you know too much [in heavy Russian accent] Comrade Boris soon comes for you. You know everything, but can do nothing as many, many sons of motherland come and destroy you. I wish for a rumor (one that grows on men like warts)

I now see the beauty in this I'm now a HijackLobsterBoi How long did it take you to find this? This is were the fun begins MWAHAHA You know who's had chouta?

Hallo @afractalcontinent, Welcome to the shard Feel free to join in you'll find we don't bite. (most of us)

Some not all, he has a shardblade one this is the link Let's not hijack this thread

You mean my post? or his wife guessing the latter is more impressive also the spren are made by @Turos not me

Wah- How *gawks* I'm in awe Has your wife read any other cosmere? *Awe spren attracted*

I think Wyndle may do that too I personally can't get this Kaladin Vs Shallan Horrible Backstory thing Is it necessary to compare two different characters backstories? They're entirely different people who have had really different (though similarly depressing) experiences, I don't think you can compare their experiences because they're two characters people with vastly different personalities. I would just say that they both have had a really hard go of things and leave it at that.

Truer words have never been spoken Though character arks aren't bad, they add a nice element to the story. It's just that not every character needs one. Some do though.

Most impressive *Runs of laughing maniacally*

I agree with the all non-Shallan-haters While Shallan isn't the greatest character I would rather have her in the story than out of it. Not all of her quips are funny but most are, she's shown incredible resilience, and while she was mean to Kaladin (uncool) she wasn't trying to injure him (emotionally) just get under his skin, and I'm sure everyone has tried to antagonize others at one point or another. Without Shallan we wouldn't have Stick, or Pattern, two of the best Stormlight Characters. I'm not saying Shallan is amazing, I'm just saying she's a good strong character that doesn't deserve a lot of the things that are being said about her.

Cognitive disguise Aviar @mathiau,

He was a third ideal but the oaths he swore became irrelevant and he broke them, he does not plan on swearing the third ideal in the near future to avoid the same thing happening again Thanks to @18th Shard

Would this be correct? Name: Kace Investiture: An Aviar (which he has dubbed "Chicken") (35), Second Ideal Skybreaker (40) Skills: He is skilled at using the surge of Gravitation, and adept with a blowpipe (45) Weapons: A Shardblade (30) , which he is competent at wielding, his preferred weapon is tranquilizer darts fired from a blow pipe, seeing as how they cause no lasting harm Weakness: Is anti-violent, and will only use it as a last resort (-5), he has a touchier relationship with the spren he is bonded to than most radiants, he cannot use the surge of division, and there is little chance of him swearing the third ideal in the future, blind in one eye (-15), and will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals, including things he might seriously regret later on Physical characteristics: 5'8, bronze colored hair, black eyes, wavy blue tattoos on his arms, often wears a red coat Family: His dad, mom and an older sister, All worldhoppers. He's currently not aware of any of their locations Home: Grew up in Alethkar, at age 15 he left, and traveled the cosmere for a number of years, he's never returned to his childhood home History: At age 7 a border dispute led to a battle between Highprince Hatham's troops and Highprince Thanadal's troops which was fought in in and around his village, partially destroying it. This left him with a dislike of Alethi Highprinces and his strong views on anti-violence. At the age of 15 he joined the family business, worldhopping. After traveling the Cosmere for a while, he returned to Roshar and bonded with a highspren. On a visit to First of Sun he acquired a magic chicken (Aviar). Guild: Currently unaffiliated, plans on joining or creating one Personality: Friendly, quick to apologize, does his best to avoid confrontation, though will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals. Follows the law to the letter but won't hesitate to exploit loopholes if they benefit him. Always hungry. Loves muffins. Takes wild risks believing that his death has been decided and he can't avoid it Theme Song: The muffin song Fighting Style: Goes out of his way to avoid fights, if he has to he will try to incapacitate his enemy with his blowpipe. If it is necessary to kill he will try to knock out his opponent then finish them off while they're sleeping. Without his blowpipe he relies heavily on the surge of gravitation, disorienting, and confusing the enemy while looking for an weakness to exploit. Total points: 120

Hi I thought I would try this out I'm not quite sure how this rating system works. Could somebody rate do this?

Granted, you get one super-dense bead of lerasium that weighs one ton, you eat it and your jawbone breaks from the 2,000 pounds of lerasium, as it falls down your esophagus you feel sick, when it hits your stomach it punches a hole through it, as your stomach acid leaks out and gives you a horrible, painful death. You wish you had never eaten that lerasium. I wish for a yummy spike-free muffin

Granted, you die before ROW is published I wish to get smallpox and die so Covid-19 doesn't get me

This better?

Get injured, like Lopen

This had to be done Stormlight spoilers Kaladin uses the Surge of Gravitiation:

How does nobody get that poop soup is so amazing

Granted, a mob of sander-fans come and take it from you before you get to the second chapter I wish for (loud but not deafening) Imperial Klaxons (everyone can hear them) to sound whenever I enter a room

It's chull poop BUT IT'S IN SOUP plain chull poop is gross The question isn't why it's what the soup tastes like For the love of stormfather how do you not want to know how it tastes

It's Chull Dung Soup It's not poop, It's poop soup. How do you not want Kaladin to eat it. I want to know how it tastes

Hi! This is where I first became scared of Ene... Now go find my WPSJO name!

My favorite Cosmere is probably WoR I love the world building in WoK