Failsafe

Hmm. Math homework you say? When used as a firestarter, the resulting ashes have varying magic properties. The harder the homework, the more powerful ashes. Smoke Detectors

Granted, your hybrid is smaller than the average of his kind and is bullied for being short. I wish pollen season was over.

Granted, but you're skills are a little unconventional and can only be used to resurrect dead diseases. At least that explains the smallpox My brother wishes that everytime he opened his mouth the Tetris theme would come out

Granted, you now have a glass of water. You're still thirsty though Brother wished he didn't have to digest protein to live.

Granted, but you don't have the ability to land. He wishes for scholarships for all his 90's kids

I think there's a whole book about what Raoden would do...

"yay! A random stranger on The internet likes me" And in case you were worried about all his 90s kids, the sheep is so they can have clothes and the toaster thing is so he can feed them.

Granted, but the brown color doesn't come from molasses, but from dirt And of course my brother has another request. He wishes for the ability to toast anything (particularly bananas) with his mind.

Granted, but you are also blind like toph. I wish for a waffle

Granted. You are now a uranium bender. A uranium bender who is susceptible to radiation poisoning. I wish my laundry was put away.

I mean, if soulcast food already tastes boring, then it really only a matter of getting the right flavoring packet.

Granted, but using it (even for a craft or something) increases the amount of stuff in your teeth Asked my brother again. He wishes for a sheep with infinite wool

Granted, but you will trigger every allergy you don't have in the process. I wish I didn't have to do distance learning

I was actually going through the Brandon Sanderson FAQ on his website the other day and found this. Hope it helps!

Granted, but the warning comes at the beginning of the day, manifesting in severe anxiety. I asked my brother and he wished to be the father of every 90's musician.

Granted, but the spiders can sense you too and want their power back. I wish I didn't need sleep.

I can fold boxes closed at an absurd speed.

Alternatively, two handed instruments could be done with two people. Logistical disaster but probably pretty entertaining so...

383: Acquire magical items with oddly specific rules. The more useless they sound the more likely they will help you on your journey. 384: If you happen to have a backpack with food,water, rope, etc. Most of it will be lost at the first river crossing. The more boring it is, the more likely it is to be lost 385: if you are from an entirely different culture from the protagonist, your chances of survival remain pretty high as long as you are the only one in your group from that culture, and make sure to highlight the differences as much as possible. 386: If you are questing with the protagonist, try to be their least favorite traveling companion. Antagonize, annoy, argue, play devil's advocate, anything to ensure you clash as much as possible. This relationship is necessary for character growth and grants strong plot immunity. 387: if you choose to go the above route and there is a traitor in your midst, do not do anything to make the protagonist think it is you. As their least favorite person, you are already their first suspect. You will probably be wrongly accused and it may result in death. In every way, prove you are not the traitor 388: keep the conflict going as long as possible. The instant you resolve your issues, you become a friend and all plot immunity goes away. If this happens in the middle of a battle, you are almost guaranteed to die. Prevent this by proving you are the jerk the protagonist always thought you were. Provided you were never actually a villain, killing you at that moment would be unsatisfying.

Bring Aunt Nicole a new armadillo. WYNDLE

A magical Scantron grants everyone their powers. Each correct answer grants you another page to your spellbook. Correct answers matter much more than actual knowledge. Spellbooks are actually practice test workbooks, and good test taking skills are needed to actually use them. Each spell is preceded by a multiple choice question. The letter you choose directly corresponds to an instruction. Be careful. Some of the wrong answers can be deadly. Each page may only be used once But what happens if you get a bad test score? Well, you can always pay to retake it. But if you run out of pages, or can't afford it, you forfeit your magic all together. Roller Skates

Yay. Very much yay.

Yeah, that's why I'm a little hesitant to say which order I would be in.

Personally I think the edgedancers and truthwatchers are cool, but I got stoneward on the quiz.

Mine would be Failsafe. (Surprise!) A failsafe is a back up plan, and in my experience, the back up plan is usually much more creative than the original one, and sometimes even better. Its something I use a lot in writing and cooking. If something isn't working right, go back to what you know, think outside the box, look at it over again, and you can usually come up with something to fix whatever it is you screwed up in the first place.