Ironwill2112
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You are accepted into our ranks. Congrats.
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Hm. That too. STILL not as exciting tho.
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HA. You are incapable of doing such a thing. For such a thing is IMPOSSIBLE!
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That orrrrrrr, the more exiting one. Execution by fire.
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AHEM We have ALL THE STORMING WAFFLES.
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THAN YOU ARE A HERETIC! ANd why would you want to? (we got waaaaafflessss)
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Indeed. If someone WERE to do this, it would require a punishment of the highest order.
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Hmmmmm... *Narrows eyes suspiciously at Thaidakar* Well, do you PROMISE to stay true to your Oath? You will be excommunicated (kicked off EP) if you do other wise. Do You PROMISE to stay FAITHFUL? Than you are forbidden entry. For behold I am the voice and soul of CHORTLES. To not acknowledge me, is to defy Chortles. HUZZAH!!!! Welcome! You are the first to join Chortlism. Congrats. Interesting....
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I haven't the slightest Idea
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*kills dem bugs*
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Okay I must say I DETEST bugs. So i will politely ask you to FREAKIN STOP RELEASING ROACHES YOU FLIPPING TURD!
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Ho there traveler! (or whatever you are.) This is where you swear an Oath and join the ranks of Chortlism! What is "Chortlism?" Why it has to do with chortles OBVIOUSLY. The Oath is as follows, "I insert name, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism." Any questions or concerns must go through me for I am leader and master of chortles. Oh and You cant just say "I swear." You have to physically type out the whole oath. You have to say the whole thing as written! I'll make an EP for members soon at a later date. Until than, refrain from chortling until you've sworn the Oath.
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*sighs in exasperation*
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Thaidakar! Stop this nonsense!
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*Shields blasphemous chortlers from touching me with my masterful perfected chortles of pure righteousness*
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*Chortles at the childesh charade from afar.*
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Great @Nameless. Great work. You can start with @Thaidakar the Ghostblood!
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NAMELESS STAY OUT OF THIS! Unless you want to swear the oath and join Chortlism? YOU CANNOT FATHOM MY BOOMERANG
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YOU'RE FACE IS INCONCEIVABLE
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IMPOSSIBLE
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I hereby excommunicate you for blaspheming the leader of chortlism.
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Gladly. Do you swear to honor and respect the sacred art of chortles and use it with respect and dignity?
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Random question: waffles waffles waffles chortles waffles. Yeah?
This is a yes or no question.
Your life depends on the answer....
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Storm it, I finally made an account
Ironwill2112 replied to Russell 9-Fingers's topic in Introduce Yourself!
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Twas a poetic and stunning ending. Among the best I've ever read. I also love how he always hints at an after life. I love all the themes in his books that align with the church. Major truth bombs. Its great.
