Truthless of Shinovar

Ahhhh the old stomping grounds. How’s everybody doing around here?

Truthless’s nose sneezed. And then it ate the chocolate.

Ookla the Semi-Here also celebrated the arrival of the Ookla season. He did so by reviving the CANDY WARS!

Truthless noted that the logo had been changed since the last time he was here.

He also hugged his children, Butte and But Venture.

Dang, we still haven’t caught up to TLT?? We must up our *wins*ing!

*poofs into existence*

Yes, tis I! Truthless of Shinovar! However, Nameless, you’re bane is that you receive a name and it is Hubert Keagen III! (No offense if that’s anyone’s name here).

Honorless, your bane is that you are also part of said collaboration, and the brunt of the responsibility and the work falls upon you.

I wish for a piano teacher!

Shadows darkened Truthless’ face. He walked to the frog, and knelt down on the ground. “What narrator is responsible for this?” Truthless asked.

Truthless, with no idea of what was going on, made a dramatic entrance. Which included, but was not limited to, 58,021 fireworks going off at the same time.

So what did you eat for breakfast this morning?

*tap dancing*

Woah, I forgot this thread existed. To be frank, I don’t even know 100% what my word was

10 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

@Truthless of Shinovar

Is smurfing usually done indoors?

But, uh, no, you usually smurf outdoors

Hehe I forgot this thread existed

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Which was actually quite slow, unfortunately for the Ghanderflaffle Empire. 

BUT THAT WAS IRRELEVANT!

Vilgho lets out a squawk-like noise as he takes 2 damage. He then uses wild shape and lets out an actual squawk as he turns into a parrot, flying around with the cards in his beak, before settling down and laying down his first card: a five of spades.

“Alright mister,” Vilgho says, “you think you can beat the best of the best? Well you better think again, because I’m the scum master himself! Monks from the Spine of the World taught me how to play!”

Vilgho begins to deal out the cards with his mouth, just as the monks had taught him.

Vilgho backflips into a seat and pops his knuckles in a manner he hopes is threatening. (He rolls a 4 on intimidation. He looks like a 7 year old trying to scare somebody). “Cards, eh?” Vilgho asks, a twinkle in his eye. It’s been a while since he played a good game of cards. “I’m game.”

Well, there was this one time I was driving through ice. THOUGH I WAS BEING SAFE, it turns out 20 mph is too fast for a heavy car, and I literally slid for a few seconds and was scared for my life

*wins*

7 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

*begins drowning in ranch*

Helpppfff... Truthfggglesssssssss... 

*their cries for help are drowned out as they becomes submerged* 

TELL ME SALAD YOUR MEMORY OR YOUR SENSES OR ILL BRING OUT THE APPLE CIDER VINEGAR!

On a separate note, do you ever go skiing on the moon slopes?

NOOOOOOOO *begins to pour obscene amounts of ranch onto Salad* TELL MEEEEE

Fun fact for the day, every seven years we replace our bones, which means every seven years we get a new “generation” of bones. I feel like a Kandra!

Then, because of the excess of vibes, the entire ocean began to vibrate.

Therefore, nobody beat the beets.

Truthless groaned as he realized how long it had been since he had visited here. He needed to do something to make it up to the thread. And so, with a snap of his fingers, 59 purple orangutans began to play the cello while sharks and octopi waltzed to their moving music. 

When’s the last time you hugged a dog?

Are croutons kinda like your bones?

Given the choice between losing your memory or losing both your sight and hearing, which would you choose?

59 minutes ago, Hentient said:

This is one of my favorite recipes, it’s for German pancakes. They’re literally the best, if I could pick one thing to have for the rest of my life it’d be these 
https://tastesbetterfromscratch.com/german-pancakes-2/

I can testify to the effectiveness of these bad boys