Lunamor

Oh, yeah! Sorry, I had forgotten about that! @Shard of Thought, should I make you the person in charge of all drinks?

Alright! Here it is. Please let me know of anything you want to add or edit!

Hello all, and welcome to The Happy Inquisitor! This is a restaurant located in Urithiru, Roshar. We have a diverse, delicious, and ever expanding menu! Check it out below. The only payment required for your meal is a story! This restaurant is managed by: Me, Lunamor as the owner and a cook/waiter @Shard of Thought as the drinkmaster @DoomStick as the head of advertising and pastry chef @MacThorstenson as a baker @Dr. Dapper as the barkeep @Taradiddle as the greeter and @beantheboy12 as a (now retired) baker. Menu: Signature Stews - A tasty, filling entree that is the preferred choice of bridgemen. We have Exploding, Solid, Talking, Awakened, Color Changing, Luminous, Chouta, Cookie, and Plain flavors (Horn free options available, Awakened Stew costs one breath) Chouta- Delicious fried meat wrapped in flatbread, which is also fried. Lopen’s favorite! Pancakes- We have all ten types of pancakes from Yeddaw. Cookies- Our cookies are delicious and completely spike free (maybe) Cake- We have many flavors such as Boot, Pineapple, and Carrot Drinks: We have the Pessimistic Dula, the Pale Breath, the Pewter Savant, the Rhythmless Singer, the Medieval Desert Boom Box, the Metalborn Snap, and Lemonade We also have seasonal drinks available- Apple Cider and Hot Chocolate. (And if you are feeling especially hungry, ask your waiter about our ever growing collection of souls!)

Ok, I’ll do it now then

He he he...

Is there anywhere else that is a RP we can put it besides Alleyverse?

Do you use a computer or phone? It can only be edited from a computer.

@The Last Post, Alvron said that it would be moved if we did that, and he’s a moderator.

Should we put the topic under Alleyverse RP?

Yessssss!

Ok then.

Ok. Do we still need a name for the restaurant, or are we calling the whole thing The Happy Inquisitor?

Which one? And is the name for the whole restaurant gonna be The Happy Inquisitor?

Okey dokey!

I will start it! Where should I put it? I haven’t done any role playing yet.

Yes! @The Last Post, how should we get the word out about our restaurant?

We can have the main location at Urithiru and set up shop in more places and make this a chain restaurant once we get enough costumers.

Yeah! We could maybe serve drinks like “The Pessimistic Dula”?

That sounds fun, but yeah, the restaurant isn’t a bar. And sure, you can be advertiser! Maybe we could be “The Airsick Lowlander”? I dunno any good names.

*Giggles* What a wonderful and interesting story! That was more than enough payment for your dinner. Thank you for dining at... uh, this restaurant! @beantheboy12, @Shard of Thought - we need a name for the restaurant!!!!

Oh, ok. Now time to discuss your payment. I require a story from every patron to compensate for their meal.

If you give us more cake flavor ideas you can have a third slice...

Amazing things can be done with fondant and patience. Edit: Of course! We did bake an entire cake, and he has many slices left. (And you said please)

Thank you, cousin!

Alrighty, here you go: