Lunamor

Unrelevant is the opposite of irrelevant, so that means that I win.

Who was extremely fond of saying “It’s-a me, Borio!”

Because Kelsier was secretly planning to deck Hoid, Gandalf, Ruin, and Preservation (as they were all basically gods from his perspective).

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How come Gyorn is below Dahkor Monk?

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Winnerester!!!

WINNER

Like if he were to eat a... wooden table.

Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He’s still as stubborn as usual. I just had to raise an entire army to go fight with him because he insisted that he go fight the armies of the dark one by himself.

Yelling at people is my forte.

*Yanks on braid* I have a mind to give you a good spanking for such cursing! (Sorry if that was off, it’s been a while since I have read wheel of time)

Oh, but you do so need your rest...

Oh, thank you so much for holding my spot!

(I know) And I win. Edit: Wow, that was quite the ninjaing.

Nike approves. And I win.

Yay! I have won the case. The group of hands was called a haggle. He decided that he was going to put shaving cream on their hands while they were sleeping, then startle them awake and have them smear it on their faces.

Narrator Lunamor wondered if any other witnesses had seen the misspelled post before it had been changed... Anyone?