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    Star was unconsoled.
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    "The point is," Star growled, "it's not rising fast enough!" I'm pretty sure the Vikings did that on purpose. Like, "Look, guys! Greenland! You should move here! Totally ignore Iceland. It's cold and terrible and we're just going to go live there now because we want you to have Greenland. It's green. Go there! Don't go to Iceland at all! Trust us; it's the worst."
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    Star threw down her glass goblet of apple cider, the crystal shards shattering on the marble floor of her realm. "YOU LIE!" she screamed. So the ghanderflaffle empire was actually falling. "Storm it, storm it, STORM IT!" She sat back down in her star-spangled cosmic throne, folding her arms and sighing miserably. There goes our army. Shards, what am I going to do? The only Narrator who can help us is mute and everyone else doesn't do a thing. Not that I seem to be making any progress. Adonalsium, what are we going to do?
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    The ghanderflaffles possessed such technology as...
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    OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY! It would soon be the most advanced civilization in TLT.
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    The great Ark1002 cometh! He bringeth sarcasm!
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    It had been rising for a while now... Star wondered when it would ever stop. If it got powerful enough... THEY COULD DEFEAT THE MIMES! She grinned broadly, the echoes of a plan forming in her mind. Star gave Jay a flat look. "And what's that supposed to say about me?"
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    Raiders of the Lost Ark
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    K!
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    WHY AM I OUT OF UPVOTES? Hey, guys, I have a stupid joke. Don't let Kaladin get mad at you. I'm sorry.
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    Rats. A mirror persona of Star.
  12. Zephrun’s Imperium
    "You just go right on hating me." - Kelsier (The Final Empire)
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    It wasn't winter. How could the squirrel be ice skating unless... The squirrel Epic and Frozone were working together! Conspiracy: The Incredibles is an alternate version of the Reckoners. Calamity was kind to that planet...
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    Tom probably should have killed him a lot time ago. But now that he had Tamika, his attention was drawn elsewhere
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    Ralvon had been a handerfle up until rather recently. His resurface had been surprising to the public, as he had been gone for many years.
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    But only if it made him laugh. See, back in the day, Tamika had a sense of humor. It helped keep the crew together.
  17. Zephrun’s Imperium
    The Epic in question was Fantastic AKA Ralvon.
  18. Zephrun’s Imperium
    ... to the man across the street wearing dark sunglasses and carrying a mysterious suitcase.
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    *looks under a rock* PERRY!
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    Kay, I just had to bring this up; I was at a choir thing today and before we started, we all sang the Phineas and Ferb theme song together and it was amazing.
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    *wins and runs out of upvotes because you people on this thread are awesome*
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    "LTR? Can you write down what it means?" Star asked. She sighed. "I can't just figure this out, storm it!" Star freed the Narrators from the backwards curse.
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    So Star reversed both backward curses.
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    Star agreed, as it was frustrating to have to translate that.
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    Who was a genie.
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