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  1. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Star turned the hatchet to petals. "Where do you keep getting all these hatchets from?"
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    "Oh, I'm certain he does. But you're a Narrator. I won't let you forget that."
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    Star shrugged. "I'm afraid you're the minority there."
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    "And you want that?"
  5. Zephrun’s Imperium
    "He may not need to. I can protect him. And pretty much anyone you threaten, come to think of it."
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    The only thing Star could really imagine doing was taking the mimes over. Her telepathy had been extremely effective against Butt. Not that this was the same at all... She sighed, setting her pencil down. She didn't want to have to fight them. They needed to get at the root of the problem and that was Silence himself. Something had happened on Queen of Shadows. Xino probably knew, but he came and went so often, it would be near impossible to ask him. Everywhere she looked, a dead end. It was starting to feel hopeless.
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    Star smiled. A small part of her still believed that being tortured that way was exactly what she deserved, but looking at all the notes around her, she had to admit she had changed. Her work regarding Silence was important to her. Important to the thread. It redeemed her.
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    As Star furiously scribbled down notes about the mimes and the Master of Silence, she mindlessly wondered if Shadow was referring to Thought or her. Thought didn't have her Shard anymore (Well, probably. Star wasn't sure that was ever resolved) and she herself was indestructible. Unless someone wanted to keep her held down forever... Not that she wanted to give anyone any ideas.
  9. Zephrun’s Imperium
    "I got back a half hour ago."
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    Star smiled cheerfully. "I'm back! I'm not goin' anywhere!"
  11. Zephrun’s Imperium
    They planned to overthrow the ghanderflaffle government.
  12. Zephrun’s Imperium
    There were many holy ghanderfaffles whose sole job was to study and interpret the Ghanderflaffle Book of Rules.
  13. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Listed in the ghanderflaffle Book of Rules (written by Emperor DeKalb the Great) Reason Forty Two stated that...
  14. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Star pointed out that there were only ten reasons and as such, reason 42 was void. Reason Forty Two did sound like a cool book title though.
  15. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Star smiled, turning the chains to bubbles. "I gotcha, Luna." She winked.
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    And oh it fell hard. It was attacked by its enemies, the...
  17. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Star sighed. She was on vacation in Chicago and as such couldn't Shard as much as she wanted to, but she'd try to help out. She put a forcefield around Xino and waved the hand controller at Shadow. "Behave," she said.
  18. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Star walked in the room. "You guys are having a party without me?!"
  19. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Well, I got @I Don't Know @The Cartographer @Harmonium Misting @Little Bear Plus my a ton of my friends. Zoe read Steelheart, Grace tried WoK, Eliana read Mistborn, Bella read Warbreaker. Diego read Mistborn. I read aloud a bunch of chapters for my friend Lauren. THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW THE MAJESTY OF SANDERSON!!
  20. Zephrun’s Imperium
    But Star didn’t care.
  21. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Narrator Star was appalled by this disgrace. The Longest Thread was the longest thread for a reason and so long as she had a say in it, things would stay that way.
  22. Zephrun’s Imperium
    But Lewey was indestructible and immortal. Star melted the ice around her little friend.
  23. Zephrun’s Imperium
    "No. Problems with my fellow Narrators." And that's when Star decided she needed a henchman. So she created a character. His name was Lewey (pronounced leh-wee) and he was a tiny water sprite who did her bidding.
  24. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Star sighed, leaning back on her throne. She felt incredibly condescending and frustrated. "What am I ever going to do with you...?"
  25. Zephrun’s Imperium
    That was... a really funny joke. *smiles slowly* Yes, a very funny joke. You know, I like stupid jokes a lot. Clever jokes are more like, "... Wow. That is absolutely hilarious! " Whereas stupid jokes are like, "Ahhhhhhhhh, hahahahahahhahahahaha. IIIIIIIIIIII get it. HAHAHAHAHAHA." Just my rant.
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