Weedolfin

This is awesome! I actually did the SAME thing to my older sister lol! I dragged her in on my reread - it's her second Cosmere book. I read to her every night, we just started the third one

I haven't been on here in like a month, and I'm so confused right now... How'd we get to stormlight characters? And is Butt still alive? Ghanderfaffle?

On 4/23/2018 at 9:29 PM, Archer said:

I chose 'none of the above' every time.

I am now a skaa.

I wish I could give this all of my 20 like votes

I got

*drum roll please*

SEEKER

*Disappointed crowd*

Yep, I'm a seeker I guess lol... The only thing I would say criticism wise, is that the question that's like "when do you do your work", 2 of the answers seemed the same, and some of the other answers, I was like "whaaat?"... But other than that, seems like a really cool quiz! Thx for making it 

Ever since I read Warbreaker, I have been wanting to re-read the chapters of the storm light archives, where "Ziehl (is that spelled right?)" And "azure" are in it... Because, ya know...

But, I listened to the 3 storm light books on audible, so it's much harder for me to find what those chapters are, much less which books they even begin lol

If anyone knows what chapters I'm looking for/where to find them, then plz let me know, thx!!

I remember the simpler times, when hamsters ruled the world, and their only threat was a big dog... Or a robot? Or volcanoes? Or hamster balls? Maybe it wasn't all that simpler...

The thief of always

The name of the wind

A spell for chameleon

The Poison Wood Bible 

How many post does this topic need for the record?

My main one was 75% stoneward

then, 

59% bondsminth

59% skybreaker

58%windrunner

31% edgedancer

31% willshaper

I don't really know how accurate it is, cause I don't know that much about all the orders lol

When did the ghanderfaffle come back? U know what, I don't even care, I just love it

then he thought better of it... It's too hot for sudden life-changing-popsicle-extravagansa-ness... And it's just quite unpractical

Woah woah woah... He is like WAY LONG DEAD, how could his deadness survive the whole universe exploding all those times? And all that crazy crap around like page 12?... At this point should I even question?

Brandy, with a bottle of vodka in hand, (he still hated brandy) explained how he faked his death

Man, I can't believe you guys have stuck with Butt this long. I mostly expected to come here to find a bunch of new random stuff lol... Nice to see some things never change - 

long live Butt Venture!! (Somebody shouted)

I have absolutely no talent in art, but I want a specific peice of fanart made. This might be a bit hard to explain, but I'll try (this is based on a scene from warbreaker and one in words of radiance) -

So, on one side of the page, Shallon is trying to turn the stick into fire, and it's resisting, (you may have you look back at the scene to see how it described her here), then on the other side of the page, Vivenna is trying to awaken the rope (in the scene where she's cornered by lifeless, once again you may need to look over the scene to see how it describes her)... You could change it up if you want, like make them back to back or something, whatever you want. If you do decide to do it, then can you put it as an attachment to a reply on this discussion, so it's downloadable?

Thanks!!

I have absolutely no talent in art, but I want a specific peice of fanart made. This might be a bit hard to explain, but I'll try (this is based on a scene from warbreaker and one in words of radiance) -

So, on one side of the page, Shallon is trying to turn the stick into fire, and it's resisting, (you may have you look back at the scene to see how it described her here), then on the other side of the page, Vivenna is trying to awaken the rope (in the scene where she's cornered by lifeless, once again you may need to look over the scene to see how it describes her)... You could change it up if you want, like make them back to back or something, whatever you want. If you do decide to do it, then can you put it as an attachment to a reply on this discussion, so it's downloadable?

Thanks!!

What's the current clue?

The only clue I see there is that she bowed?? I can't believe someone made that connection! I feel like maybe they just made a random guess, and happened to be right lol

It's funny, although their literally called "spheres", I always imagined then coin shaped, kinda glassy and shining I guess? When I realized they were marbly, it messed me up lol

On 4/30/2018 at 5:25 PM, BitBitio said:

Arnold, Urafius, Butt, Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth, and Bob, who was spat out by Arnold, continued the quest, whilst singing "Amazing Grace"

I think Butt's new-old name was Urafius, but then he changed it back. There the same person

Edit: after I finished reading all the new "plot twists", I realized that this fact was not only known/confronted, but completely unimportant lol

4 hours ago, ljósmóður said:

I don't know about Flora but isn't The Poison Wood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver? I've read a couple of hers and, I agree, her prose style is beautiful and poetic.

Ya your right, thx

(I don't remember the names of their author's) but the books The Poison Wood Bible, and Flora, are really good examples of what I'm talking about, The Poison Wood Bible for deep/poetic thoughts, and Flora for crying when I have absolutely no reason why.

what about Bob? (The microwave guy)

he returned home, only to find his pet had been banished from this realm by Uncle Brandy's great power. He then remembered his original quest - to gain power and take down Brandy.

He immediately abandoned his pancake hunt, going back to what he actually was supposed to be doing.

... But the Ghandeflaffe didn't like that too much...

I honestly have no idea what to add here... Is this even in the same world as the beginning at this point? I thought they like couldnt leave their dome homes because of valcanoes? Or something like valcanoes?

This story has majorly digressed.

One day Maximus was enjoying a guinea pig dinner when the unexpected happened. Somehow a powerfull-venomous-shapeshifting-grasshopper (named Mr. Mister, Mr for short) made his way into Maximus' deep fried guinea pig platter. After Mr. Mister was swallowed whole by Maximus, Mr devoured Maximus from the inside, and shapeshifted into Maximus' form (out of fear of punishment for killing him), and took his place as Butt's pet.