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Let me share my secret:

I'll be nice: In summary: I win.

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I win.

My first was The Rithmatist, when I was 12.

What was your first Sanderson book?

You're the age I was when I became Cosmere-Aware!

I don't think it counts.

*vomits*

Wait, that's meat?!

*eats bean flavored spam*

I wanted to apologize for not posting on this thread in a while.

Are you including the apostrophes?

I'm at least interested in reading the RP. We'll see.

We have Bootleg Venture.

Butt wasn't invited.

Butt's new haircut was a combination of a mullet and a reverse mohawk. Some would say that's a very good reason.

What do books taste like?

Winner Winner Chicken Breakfast. You know, right? That one common phrase.

Breakfast

Okay! Who upvoted this attack on our beautiful thread?!

Thank you! Oh wait, storm it!

No it's not! Wait for it...

Do you like my new name?

I'm winning my own game.