Dragonphoenix

7 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said:

Sazed, Hrathen, Jasnah, Kelsier and Wayne would be a cool conversation.

I believe that it would as well as each of them have a very different outlook on the world. Jasnah would dominate any discussion scholarly or not just because of her knowledge as a scholar and strong will. I think that Kelsier would challenge her for the position as leader as he is very controlling and strong willed. Dazed would most likely remain apart as he doesn't want to interfere, though Hrathen may see his power and wish to serve him despite that. That or Hrathen might just manipulate everyone. Wayne would just annoy everyone, so he might not survive the encounter.

3 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said:

 I haven't seen an insult in quite a while.

That may be due to the fact that you don't have the capacity to understand when you are being insulted. Also, I am somewhat afraid for your mental state as you seem to have great pleasure torturing innocent bread. Does it not already suffer enough as it fearfully awaits it's consumption?

1 minute ago, Toaster Retribution said:

Yeah, I cant speak for the magic pony, but you are certainly right about toasters. They lack complex thought, and can only provide base services. However, I think this is an insult thread, not a wiki page about household machinery.

You are correct that you can't speak for Ryshadium, you also can't speak period, but that's beside the point. My main concern is for your welfare as such a machine. You seem to want revenge, but are literally incapable of seeking it without destroying any usefulness you may have. I fear that I cannot allow you to bring retribution on anyone as you would lose all useful purpose in your semblance of a life and be cast out or destroyed. So in concern for you, I must ask that you give up your desire for revenge.

2 minutes ago, ryshadium90 said:

Truth: You all need to stop using Rosharan references and expand to the rest of the cosmere.

 

One, that is an opinion, not a truth. Two, this is a Rosharan forum as is clearly demonstrated by the reference to Wit in the title. But, as you have demonstrated little in the way of wit, I'm not surprised that you would not understand such a simple concept.

1 minute ago, Toaster Retribution said:

Im sorry to jump in and interrupt your wonderful talk with @ryshadium90 but I do people would be surprised if I turned out to be a cremling. As I make quite clear to those who are not blind (which excludes you) I am a toaster. And that prevents me from being a helpless "creature" since toasters aren't creatures, but machines.

Ah, I apologize, I see that as a toaster you and Ryshadium both share some of the same qualities: a lack of complex thought and the ability to only contribute a few base services to those you serve.

1 minute ago, ryshadium90 said:

Um, not sure if this is something the eldest creature of the cosmere does, but do they learn proper spelling and grammar out there? 

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Okay, as a disclaimer: old people are cool, I mean them no disrespect. What I say is just for the sake of this thread.

 

I apologize for the inconvenience, I'm often busy with more important matters than a few minor grammatical mistakes, especially as it seems like a better way to make my case to those who are lacking in cognitive abilities. As for your second comment, I find that those who refuse to deal with the elderly are much like chull. They are physically strong, but are slow of mind and useful only for menial tasks.

2 minutes ago, ryshadium90 said:

Hm, yes the Ryshadium is an honorable  and prestigious creature isn't it? Why shouldn't I feel that it is deserving in that wonderful clinking of spheres? The equine force of one carrying a Shardbearer is just that much above whatever smoldering mix-up you write under. 

"Equine Force" is nothing in the face of the eldest creature in the cosmere. Nor does it seem that "Equine Force" can do much in the way of usefulness without a shardbearers guidance. Does this then not show how little you can do without a helping hand? I fear I must take pity on you as you have an utter lack of creative thinking and assisst you to pick a more suitable use of your time. I think you would do well pulling stones to the camps as it requires little in the way of a creative mindset.

9 minutes ago, ryshadium90 said:

(Treating as if what you said had been spoken.) Cents? Why, having no money is one thing, while being deprived of the sense such as taste, touch, smell, and Almighty above, taste, is something completely different. I defy you to insult a poor creature that can't even tell the difference between a lavish feast of savory chicken and Soulcast lavis grain.

At first glance I thought you had lived up to the honorable and prestigious name of Ryshadium as you valiantly came to the rescue of a helpless creature. However, I now see that your mind was first set on money, typical of a thief looking only to find the next creature to "save" for a price.

7 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said:

You seem to know much about the wit of cremlings. Tell me, are you one yourself?

One does not need to be a cremling to know of their highly diminished mental function. However, if you were to be one, no one would be surprised, as you seem to share their utter lack of sense.

On 4/19/2017 at 7:02 AM, Toaster Retribution said:

That's no insult, that's just the truth (about everyone except me).

Yes, but not nearly as dangerous as hubris, especially in one who has no more wit than any cremling.

3 minutes ago, ILuvHats said:

Dragonphoenix, your name bespeaks of a fiery breath.  I hope never to be present in the same room as you, considering your other end releases an equally fiery...breath.

By that same extension, your name describes your passion for hats. In consideration for all those who ever meet you, I must ask you to keep that passion to yourself as others would rather use their time in more productive matters than marveling at headgear. 

On 4/19/2017 at 7:02 AM, Toaster Retribution said:

That's no insult, that's just the truth (about everyone except me).

The worth of that statement, and by extension your wit, cannot be placed at a higher value than a single diamond chip, which is generous, as you should really be giving each of us an emerald broam in recompense for such a dastardly claim.

4 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I agree. If they were on some kind of neutral ground especially it seems likely. 

If it were an actual power struggle though, Rashek is just... Ridiculous. 

The question in that case would then be if Sadeas, Taravangian, and Hrathen could somehow convince Rashek to spare them or maneuver them to their side against the two others. I could see Sadeas pulling this off the best as he is adapt at political maneuvering. That would leave Taravangian and Hrathen to try and work together. In a straight up duel I could see Sadeas and Rashek have the upper hand in sheer power and persuasion but I think Taravangian and Hrathen would be superior in intelligence (especially when Taravangian is at his best) and logical/strategic/passionate thinking. In other words I think it would come down to persuasion and power against incredible intelligence.

I would like to see how Hrathen, Rashek, and Sadeas meet up just to see how they would react to one another's views and morals, and if they would become allies or bitter foes