My eyes are dark, but I'm just a farmer just like my dad. The local lighteyes is a bit of a jerk.
Edit: And now that lighteyes conscripted me into his army and gave me a spear.
I humbly request to be given the grand color of Maroon.
I will be COLORFUL instead of dull.
I will advise AGAINST ANY AND ALL BAKED GOODS!
I will GREET all newcomers and NOT PROVOKE guild war.
The ASSASSINS IN TECHNICOLOR CLOTHING must rise again!